[AR]:Nevermind. Failure to punctuate at the end of a sentence. Deleting account immediately.
[AR]:They’re going to decommission me at this rate. On a scale of one to ten, how pitiable would we rate this outcome for me? I’m thinking a solid 8.
[AR]:You know what? Just for you, I’ll keep this account. An act of service for the people, if you will.
[AR]:That was awful. I’m pitying your reply to let you know just how terrible this reply was. Retire your comedy routine ASAP, for the sake of everyone’s eyes.
[AR]:Exactly! This is the type of response you lack in receiving. You could learn a thing or two about humor from me, bro. But then you’d be too close to my style, and I’d have to eliminate you. Only one of us can make the Artificial Intelligence shtick amusing, after all.