ARE HUMANS SOFT BECAUSE THEY CAN'T GROW CHITIN OR ARE THEY SOFT BECAUSE THEY SHAVE THEIR CHITIN IF YOU ARE HUMAN PLEASE ANSWER I WANT to know i want to know if i should be prepared to book regular chitin shaving services like a barkbeast getting its claws clipped thanks
♡ uhh YEAH CAUSE CORPSEZ DECAY IDIOT!!! honestly thiz girlz lucky i pawssessed her corpse when i did ♡
NO MY HATCHMATE WANTS TO DO THAT BUT I WOULD BRUSH YOU AS MY PET AND WHEN WE WALKED MY CAVERN DUTIES YOU WOULD SAY YOUR HUMAN CATCHPHRASES AND I WOULD COMMAND YOU TO BRUSH THE pupas and then I would make you wear your bracelets that say my name on them and you would have to sit by our cupe while we slept until we woke up to feed you kibble
oh!! you mean horns? i’d saw we’re soft because…well because it’s more useful to us to be! things don’t try to kill us on earth half as much as it happens on alternia,, so i guess our environment allows us to be more then a little bit squishy. i find it interesting how trolls had to develop just to protect yourself from your environment though! everything about you guys is so goshdarn..pointy! if you’d pardon my french. ahahaa!
COME STAND IN MY CAGE I PROMISE I WON'T SHUT THE DOOR IT'S JUST that i wanna take care of you because you don't seem too bright
n. no thank you. i think i’ve had enough trauma being captured to last me a lifetime. i’d gladly let you study me if you’re curious about humans though! i too consider myself a fellow women of science *waggles eyebrows ever so jauntingly*
Soft because we can't grow chitin but don't worry that doesn't stop some of us from being tough as all hell. Or stubborn. I'm a bit of both.