can someone besides my dave say things to me?
J-o-o-hnny b-o-o-y... Y-o-o-u need fat h-o-o-nse in y-o-o-ur life.
sigh. maybe i should change my username to avoid being called johnny. but you're so right... maybe i DO need fat honse in my life...
-O-O-H I CAN CALL Y-O-O-U N-O-O-T THAT S-O-O-rry I was just playing it up I was g-o-o-nna d-o-o- J-o-o-hn but then I panicked and here we are ANYWAY J-o-o-hn!!! Y-o-o-u must.... Y-o-o-u must get fat h-o-o-nse...
YOU'RE OKAY! it literally is my username, so, not your fault at all. :p anyway. what if i'm not really a horse guy? i don't wanna be a horse poser. :(
What if I called y-o-o-u S-o-o-ck. well between me and y-o-o-u j-o-o-hn i'm actually a M-O-O--O-O-SE guy shhhhh
i really like sock. can it be sock? i wanna be sock. GASP! it's okay. your secret is safe with me. moose are cool. there were moose in my state, but i'd never seen one. probably for the best. i think i'd have been really scared.
S-o-o-ck it is! M-o-o--o-o-se are really really big, y-o-o-u kn-o-o-w. Bigger than y-o-o-u're even expecting. EVEN WHEN Y-O-O-U KN-O-O-W A M-O-O--O-O-SE IS BIG. N-o-o-w think ab-o-o-ut a n-o-o-rmal m-o-o--o-o-se. My lusus is at least twice as big as a n-o-o-rmal m-o-o--o-o-se.
D-o-o-n't w-o-o-rry S-o-o-ck, he w-o-o-uldn't hurt y-o-o-u. He's mumching -o-o-n branches right n-o-o-w. 8)