I admitest not to weakness or fluster (though undeniably a factor, truth be told!) but to the very clear and ardent fact that I hadn'st the sweetest fuck what anyone is going on and on and ON about. Pray tell, wilt someone take pity on a new user?
Take my hand, AA.
(Be still my tenebrific hearts!!) I'll follow thee to the ends of the abyss and back!