I suppawse if ebearyone else is discussing their proportions, my paws are tied to throw my metaphorical hat in the ring. I am a humble 5'7, and I weigh around 55kg. Hopefully this will give you the necessary means to visualize my *corpus*.
Excuse you? This is an extremely unbecubbing way to speak to someone you've never met. Please stop harassing me.

╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ My soul achesfor uou
Something of the sort. Really, it's just the way I speak. I find it rather salient to pay homage to my lineage.
Eugh. Mine does not ache for you. You act like a wiggler going through its first molt.

yeah no ofc same for me but i still think puns r dope 38)
Well thank you. Someone around here understands the importance of such things. So many seem to forget where they came from these days. I appreciate a fellow intellectual.

whale grizzlybeasts like fish n water an stuff right? maybe theres some common ground here
They prefer to *masticate* such maritime creatures, which I wouldn't exactly describe as "common ground", but in a sea of imbeciles, it will do.

i sea what u did there 38)
Aha. Yes. I am particubearly quick witted, in my humble opinion.
