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This user literally killed Zebruh Codakk. Respect.
@involuntarilyLulzworthy[IL]

>decide to brave the ablution trap tonight >no hot water this perigee so it's been nothing but cryogenic punishment-showers for the last several wipes >ranked matches went SHIT >mood ruined >on the verge of exfoliating my epidermis clean off out of pure spite >glance to the side >gigantic fuck off massive whatever-pede constricting around my shampoo bottle >DING DING DING >hear that? >that's the sound of INNOVATION occurring in real time >hard cut to five minutes later >typing this butt ass naked from the trap >life has meaning again >iHusk is waterproof >arthropodic trap snack annihilated >morale restored LOLOLOL

Kult: +27
Kull: +17
Total: 44
Ratio: 1.59

You.... ate a shower centipede?

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♠️❀️♦️♣️This Too Is Praxis♣️♦️❀️♠️
This user literally killed Zebruh Codakk. Respect.
@involuntarilyLulzworthy[IL]

>UHH DUHH >what else was i supposed to do with it >thing tried jerking my shampoo off >DESERVED DEMISE

Please don't phrase it like that