Let me be clear, if you don’t want me to flirt with your hot guardians, get them off Chittr. I am not responsible for my behavior when a buff man is present.
oh god did you already have a toxic yaoi era are you in it
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oh my god
On the bright side, we're getting married soon. Probably.
OH MY GOD???
It's not toxic, if that helps at all. It's a variant that actually went to therapy and proceeds to show me a picture of his son every three to four minutes every time I'm trying to have a meeting. He once told me, VERY offended, that he wouldn't let me die mostly because "I don't think Dave would ever forgive me" and I've slept soundly ever since.
okay yeah thats better i guess i mean im always gonna hope the best for you but not to be a nosey fuck or anything please imagine me slowly lifting my slacked jaw from the floor oh sorry my screws are everywhere let me put those back so it doesnt fall again anyway is he calling his dave his son
He is. He's a very lovely man, if you would like to meet him.
oh uh haha i dunno but uh congrats sorry for flipping my lid there
I assure you, it's quite understandable. And also not the first time a reaction like that has occurred, nor will it be the last. If you do want to reach out, he's my Sec of Defense, Mr. @/broStrider. He once was a Dave-variant on the timeline get upset and had to be calmed down with Sharknado on DVD while his son pointed and laughed the entire time, if that tells you anything. That was last week.