starving. who wants to order me food. im disabled if thatll further incline you to do a good deed. free of charge. because i will not be paying. thanks.

Sigh. Please provide your coordinates, and food will be delivered. What would you like?
i worded this poorly. im disabled all the time. not only if it inclines you to be a better person. that being said you should feel pity and spend money on me.
oh shit really? i didnt think that far ahead i kinda figured id just get called a bum at most.

I’m the President. Why would I not provide food to those in need?
fair point. it doesnt matter what you send me i just need to eat somethin. as long as its not like seafood or anything i fuckin hate fish. much appreciated.

Noted. It will arrive shortly.
thanks man.