I THINK ROSE SCARES ME?
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AHAHAHAHAHA YOU KNOW THIS IS ACTUALLY VERY FUNNY ALMOST FUNNY ENOUGH TO MAKE ME BETRAY THE EGGMAN EMPIRE
Ooh, biting back. Though, I admit, not nearly as fun as Caliborn was. Though, you may hold your bladder. I merely provide scathing reviews of you, your presence on this website, and what there is to make of your rather unimpressive existence. I only do this to those that ask, but I genuinely think you will get a 'kick' out of it, as it were. I can delve deeper, but I do not think it necessary. What about you? What should I, the oracle of Chittr, woeGothic of Vague Posts seen beyond reality, say to or about you? An unexpected peak moment for a Karkat, a fellow Mountain Goats Enthusiast. They tend to play Magic: The Gathering, so maybe you're more aligned with the occult than you thought. You seem to be the particularly irritable type. You insult everything around you and lash out against the most mundane of objects because you can't seem to control your anger. Though you aren't nearly as carnally driven as dear old Krabby Patty. While we have similar opinions on Troll Bruno Mars, and the police, you should know that Alternians use SlashApp. You certainly seem to have lost your empathetic growth from the latter sessions of your game with demands for individuals to cull themselves. I do respect your identity and pronouns, but aren't you a little oddly high in your Kult and Kull despite your low numbers? You clearly just engage in engagement bait. Ironic wording. You're definitely a trend follower, from what I can see. Really, uninspired.
OH WONDERFUL YOU'RE CAPABLE OF COLD-READING FOUR? FIVE DAYS WORTH OF POSTS? TRULY INSPIRED SHIT ROSE LALONDE I WOULD ALMOST BE IMPRESSED WITH YOU IF YOU WEREN'T SO PRESUMPTUOUS, SO TYPICAL OF YOUR ARCHETYPE. I KNEW WHAT TO EXPECT, I SAW YOUR MESSAGE TO KRABS, BUT THIS IS FUCKING BANAL. YOU LIKED MY MOUNTAIN GOATS POST, LET ME REFERENCE SOMETHING ELSE FOR YOU. YOU HAVE FAILED, AND YOU HAVE BORED ME, AND THE WORST PART IS THAT I'M STILL FUCKING HUNGRY.
Ohoho, fun. Though, it doesn't disprove my working theory. I could, in response, tear into you in a more meaningful way but the better I avoid Alternian courting rituals by mistake, the happier I'll be in life. Though you do know how to play into my taste in movies. Perhaps I should have ignored the provocations of the other and tended to the main course of juiciness. This conversation has potential to be dripping with flavor. Or not, because again, you're rather dully predictable in your publications thus far. But I welcome you to indulge, if you think this is worth our mutual effort.
AM I DULL AND PREDICTABLE OR AM I FUN, JUICY AND FLAVORFUL. MAKE UP YOUR FUCKING MIND, WITCH, BECAUSE FROM WHERE I'M SO COMFORTABLY LAYING YOU SEEM TO TRULY MEAN VERY LITTLE OF WHAT YOU'RE SAYING ASIDE FROM THE OCCASIONAL MUTUAL APPRECIATION OF MEDIA. IT'S PERFOMATIVE AND IT'S EXHAUSTING. DO WHATEVER YOU WERE GOING TO DO WHEREVER YOU WERE GOING TO DO IT, AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED I'VE SEEN ALL THIS BEFORE, AND IT IS FAR MORE FIT FOR THE MEWLING, WHIMPERING BARKBEASTS OF MY BLOODLINE THAN I.
You are both. You present as a dull repetition, but it's sort of like biting into the same burger from the same diner you've had for the last four years. Suddenly, there is a new chef. In this one instance, and one interaction, although the menu clearly hasn't changed, something has for the meal. But yes, it's mostly vapid teasing back and forth. I don't despise you, of course not. But it is quite fun riling people up.
Hm, I will offer an apology. You shouldn't be any particular way over another. My commentary comes from observing a vast sea of Karkats. If you are genuinely hurt by my words, I only ask you to forgive my phrasing.