dave is asking me if i wanna come and watch a movie later but i already know it's gonna be some 6 hour post-ironic thing. please someone help me i need an excuse to decline the invitation

busy with a mysterious quest!
||4/4 awes♮me, where ♩♮ y♮u wanna meet (unless this excuse f♮r '♩ave' is meant t♮ ♭e 1♯♯% fake)

just say you are questmaxxing.
no i do really need a real excuse. he'll come and drag me to his place to watch the movie if he catches wind that i'm not actually busy. i'll come to your hive!!

in all seriousness just pick a chore you've been putting off? run some errands.

You )(ave to clean your )(ive! You need to do some errands! You are SUDD--ENLY needed on a mysterious quest! You lost your glasses!
why is everyone talking about mysterious quests all of a sudden??? i'm scared :((()

