One night in your 5 sweeps of age you Become enraged that the local shops do not, in fact, sell volumes of this oBscure comic you found online aBout dragon detectives, that over the sweeps will never Boast of a fanBase over a hundred trolls, if that, and you take it upon yourself to Build a digital printer so you can print and Bind your own Books. And then, some 5-ish sweeps later, Because you got too interested in printers, you find your way into the security systems of an aBandoned facility. Whose password was Bunker1.
Security systems are okay and all, But just you wait until printers Become essential for survival. That's when I'll really shine.
My advice? I get that gruBink cartridges are more accessiBle, But save yourself from having to Buy special paper for it. I don't care what they say, it DOES soak up regular paper, it ends up smelling like sweetrot after half a sweep, it attracts tomemaggots, it is Bad. Read up on the docs and install laserjet if you're Building your own. Risk Burning your little claws off for one wipe in exchange for a lifetime of not having to spend your ganderBulBs on special gruBink aBsorBant paper. Take it from the printer weirdo.
I think if yøu’re abłe tø wrangłe and subdue printing devices yøu’re ałready quite vałuabłe. Thankfułły I møstły deał with scanning, but I’ve ønły reałły tamed the pułpthresher.
I know what everyone says, But I think printing devices are just misunderstood. Like taming a wild Beast. It's important to not show fear, But to not threaten either. And to not add in a digital display, no matter what wikiGrowl says. Pulpthreshers, on the other hand, you may have me Beat.