Zuke: "What do you do when you hit on a girl and she takes it as “l…" | chittr

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What do you do when you hit on a girl and she takes it as “let’s become friends and start a band, ooh ohh, we should move in together.” …… for context we have live together for a few years and have adopted an alligator that we both take care of.

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Mayday.

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Fine, you wanna take it like that, take it like that.

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… sorry.. they just make me upset because of how quickly you seemed happy with them.

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They're *robots* zuke, programmed to just say whatever will attract girls

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Yeah I know.. but you went googoo over them..

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:/

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Ok ok backing off the topic. Sorry.

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I’ll just send myself to the couch.

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Get back in your bunk

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Ok. But after I take my meds.. the pain is pretty high right now.

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