@broStrider — #violence
My alternates? Hit or miss, always attractive, and all pretty damn good at Aura farming, I notice. Of course, in my absence I've been training myself to be stronger, obviously. I can't do domain expansion yet, but when the time comes when I have to fight an alt in an epic passionate fight of fury and pain, I will have unlocked it, Me vs My alts. Only one of us will come out alive. If we all come out alive, we're going to Olive Garden and eat and test the limits of how truly bottomless their breadstick supply is.
I spent most of the day inside because sometimes I forgot I have PTSD from being blown up.
I have no idea what's happening with most of my alts or other striders on here, I'll admit. Or what's happening in general on here. I log in someones probably having a party, dying, kidnapped, etc etc. You know. Same shit, different day. Sometimes maybe good, sometimes maybe bad.
Sorry if I'm quiet for a day or so; my girls are in town, and I'm going to be busy with my kids. Dirk, Roxy, Dave, and Rose have also immediately wanted to play Monopoly, so I might get killed during this. #rememberme
To note: Visitors to the Department of Defense Lab... there are rules, and I DO need you all to follow them, or you could die very fast and very, very painfully. You also have to sign a waiver that relieves the DoD lab of liability if you do die by pure chance.
Period cramps are gods attempts at taking me out for good and I'm not letting him. I'll rip these bad boys out before I let them cripple me for a day. wait that's a great idea.
I should just let Trollbama fight me, or at least test my durability. I am not going down easily in many scenarios. Mind you, the reason I'm retired from the military was that I was holding an active bomb and ran with it to get it away from my squad.
Note: If any does try to hurt Trollbama. I will separate your spine from you, through your mouth. Have a nice day. #violence #gore
Broseph Tiffany Strider's backstory time: I got my Purple Heart medal when I protected a fellow soldier while on duty. I am VERY lucky to be here today. And not more... exploded. Into smaller.... tinier.... bro meat chunks. #gore #violence.
Hey! I'm ex-military, I was discharged on medical! There's not much you can do if someone blows you up and you lose a leg or two and an arm. #violence