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Alright.yall.we.got.another.hot.and.steamy.edition.of.#zemfucks.as.requested.by.richy this.time.doing.a.paper.shredder.that.i.dragged.from.the.wreckage.of.Callie's.burning.hive so.the.hive.is.still.burning.but.my.other.bodies.are.putting.that.shit.out gives.me.a.little.alone.time.with.this.lady.here now.long.time.regulars.to.zemfucks.know.that.i.like.to.have.either.a.hole.or.a.pole,.better.if.theres.both.(i.love.you.mcdonalds.icecream.machine.answer.back.my.texts).today.we're.working.with.a.hole.so.guess.it.means.im.topping bit.of.a.tight.fit,.but.the.teeth.really.get.in.there,.make.sure.you.feel.welcome.yknow? he's.a.real.biter.though.but.if.you.can.get.past.that,.its.really.not.all.that.bad. but.the.mouth.is.a.little.hard.to.get.in.there.for which.is.where.i.think.the.even.better.option.lies,.for.you.voyers.out.there!.See.this.little.shit.vibrates.when.it.shreds.paper,.press.it.against.your.spot.of.choice.and.feed.it.paper,.let.her.buzz.away,.plus.you.can.talk.dirty.to.it whole.time.I.was.saying.to.mine."Oh.yeah.you.eat.daddys.tax.documents,.good.boy,.oh.yeah.you.get.that.shit.shredded.you're.doing.so.good.for.daddy".cuz.i.was.feeling.masc.tonight,.and.man.I.busted.a.fatter.one.than.i.expected A.surprising.9/10

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