Zemdar Secdus

1 month ago

one of zem?

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🪣/🪣 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐈𝐒 𝐀 𝐁*𝐂𝐊𝐄𝐓.

This user cleans the messes many are too afraid to make.

Mg. Slobberpet

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nonbinary

love yourself

Pitch One

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@businessEveryday[BE]

alright.we're.starting.strong.with.a.good.contender.for.zemfucks,.desk.lamps Now.usually.in.this.series.i've.been.prioritizing.either.having.something.phallic.or.nooklike.when.it.comes.to.the.fucking,.mostly.for.logistics.reasons.but.this.time.i'm.bucking.the.trend mostly.cuz.of.that.sexy.ass.lamp.from.the.pixar.intros like.look.at.that.thing I.want.it.so.bad as.well.as.anthropomorphizing.stuff.making.it.like,.feel.as.if.its.a.face.in.that.lamp.yknow? you.can.hold.it,.careess.it.as.you.make.sweet.love.to.that.little.desk.lamp,.give.it.a.little.kiss. I.like.to.actually.take.out.the.bulb.and.stick.a.pair.of.nails.in.the.positive.and.negative.so.it.gives.me.a.little.shock.when.i.do.so.but.the.more.fleshy.of.you.are.probably.gonna.be.a.little.against.that.and.yknow.its.fine.to.be.a.fucking.coward 9/10

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