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it wants you
works for me
It's pawbably not lupus...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
>+. YOUR POSTS REGULARLY GET SOME KIND OF EMOTION OUT OF ME .+> >+. WHAT ARE YOU FONDLING TODAY .+< #nsfw
fuck darayas been missing f0r days s0me0ne PLEASE CHECK IN 0N THE W0MEN L0CKED UP IN HER BASEMENT #nsfw #nsfwe
၄⋆၃ threats are my love language get with it or get out #silly
5 ApplEs. spInnIng. fuck yOU.
Ɏ door on door a-a-action Ɏ
#hokkaihottake if you saie "gender isn't real" that's correct. If you saie "gender is real" that's also correct gender is real in the same waie moneie is it's currencie not in the sense of trading genders themselves tho if you do that, awesome but you're trading gendered word for expectations saie "saw a woman todaie" and people get an idea in their head of what a woman might look like, act like, be like saie "saw a woman in cool masculine clothes todaie" and there's a different expectation that builds on the mixture of "woman" and "masculine" gender is a categorising siestem, it trades words for assumptions, and rewards and punishes for "incorrect" trades with things like diesphoria so yeah it's a made up social construct it's also real it has a function and a purpose and like aniething conceptual with a purpose, it can be subverted, and sometimes that's the new purpose aniewaie basicallie go wild with gender and have fun
You concern me but whatever how you get your rocks off is none of my business.
nah youre going to bear it
[MISC.] ... Oh.] [F] Forgot I taped those prawns in boss' computer shell.] [M] Maybe this is a little funny.]
hell yeah
lIkE this chit and i'll stEAl yOUr buggy.
☆good dusK yall and happy #firearmfriday once more let’s get some fuKKin guns poppin off☆
Found myself standing here this afternoon and would you believe it half of chittr was there too! #substance
"= anyone else just. reach in. and get it. themselves? ="
Yeah. Harvest them for ingredients while you're there.
Depends. What's current the price per gallon?
FUCJH Y0UR3R1GH7 L1K3 4 R3V53R3 CL34N1NG F33
H3Y @73CHN1C4LLY71M43U5 1M P4CK1NG H3R UP F0R 5H1PP1NG5H0ULD 1 CL34N H3R F1R57??
that's a lot of effort though
Some of you are poly and single. Gotta get to first base before you score, bud.
t8h same
Yeah, maybe pubic relations. #NSFW
[GOOD DU$K MAYBE I AM A $LUT ]
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ #GoonCon
Detective, more like, defective.
(( On any medium, Hephaestus is incapable of keeping his cool in front of his ancestor, and I find this hilarious https://i.imgur.com/qTI1Kdk.png
꧁hrffhfhhhmm꧂
꧁illget youbackin highblood...꧂
꧁#NSFW https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/71ccd36e45e1.png mmmewhenihave to walkbetween twoormore highbloods andtheyareblocking the entrancebut luckilyim thinso i just sort of sneak through Like the intro of outlast whichis the gif https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f2be56e22584.gif꧂
8=l < I want them rehorsed
꧁imputting you over bendrone from futrollama.꧂
It's what he deserves...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
No cap.
I sure fucking hope so.
You make me Skrimbor, Zemdar.
I 8elievthem
oh. yeah sure here. it's not the exact one but you get the idea. https://www.walmart.com/ip/VTT-16-Head-Massage-Gun-Pro-Deep-Tissue-Percussion-Massager-Neck-Shoulder-Arm-Back-Waist-Hip-Leg-Foot-Body-Muscle-Pain-Relief-Workout-Recovery-Gifts/20050217636?classType=REGULAR&athbdg=L1300&adsRedirect=true
yOU can fuck any InanimatE ObjEct.
if you could fuck any inanimate o8ject (like the shredder) what would you fuck I feel like the water wiggle tu8es speak to me and I know they’d 8e awful I KNOW OKAY 8ut still
it doesnt fit in those its too dry and squished
[I ALREADY FU#K BOYFRIENDBOT FROM TIME TO TIME BUT HE$ NOT EXA#TLY INANIMATE BUT LIKE A PHONE]
[~~ $ Baby~ $ ~~] If you think about it doll, you would need $omethin' $qui$hy, $o I'd $ay a fruit-i$h, but then, you think about it.. tho$e little $lime cup$? Tho$e are intere$tin'.
There's this sp^ce he^ter | h^ve th^t h^s ^ hole in the middle of it ^nd | know it'd like fry my bvlge off bvt like. Yov get wh^t |'m s^ying. #nsfw
I KNOW I KNOWWWW 8ut still
THIS IS A GOOD ONE YES
I will not elaborate further. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a9a11b53b9d9.png
I a8solutely do
[~~ $ Baby~ $ ~~] A$ a gentlemen'$ club owner doll..~ I know what$ a good pail.
oh hello Mr poster 8ed pole..
D --> I am so buff
[WHY DIDNT YOU PING ME UGH I ALMO$T MI$$ED IT]
hot.
you got a big ass head.
꧁Ialwayscare꧂
Seeing al·ll·l these younger fol·lks posting is making me feel·l ol·ld. I ain't even that ol·ld! #nsfw #tittyTuesday #barechested https://cdn.imgchest.com/fil·les/729636ab14fc.png
you jus beggin for it at this point
I wanna see one of YOU transliterate a punchcard over the course of two days for no reason
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ Humps you
fuck i didn't EvEn think AboUt the buggy. yEAh ImaginE 4 dOdgEs. damn.
// Does it squeak when you walk is pissing me off so bad (I say playfully) her red dress is latex it literally does
"ok but like can i have a recording of the 'squeak when you walk'" - you know who this is but imagine me on my robo knees pleading I usually wear latex, use your imagination...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
// Squeaking of the fleshpit her planet is based on it, Pitfalls and Heraldry is a giant pulsing mass full of holes (sometimes stuffed with sharp teeth like protrusions) it's more often than not infected with plague and rotting from the inside #Gross idk By eliter56k https://file.garden/agS5WwzKlhVH5a2r/IMG_0778.png.jpg
"does it squeak when you walk?" - @businessEfurryday Fuckkk can we brie serious...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ Yes...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
i can be both yuri and yaoi but never straight
Another dusk staring out at the moons, staring at those beautiful stars, watching them twinkle in the space between the pink and green lunar halos. You sip softly at a cup of tea as you glance upward. Some of those twinkles could be ships, one might even be the flagship dark carnival. Your mind wanders But the world continues on, and reminds you once more that its there as your palmhusk dings, and then dings again. Nothing unusual, sure you don't get many texts, you're not exactly a social butterfly, but you have a nice handful of friends you have curated over the last perigree and a half hiding from the clurch. You leave the palmhusk for a moment and consider how things have gone since then. Raised for most of your life to be the tenth medium of the Grand Highblood, the Ninth had fallen bedridden and you were to be shipped off for early exile, and, you ran rather than even answer as they called to tell you orders. Had you heard an order to leave the planet by He of High Mirth himself, you are unsure if you'd have still been able to run. Brother Isidor had told you that you were being hunted, you covered your face with a veil, and holed up in your matesprit's hive. There you sayed, locked up in isolation, slowly going stir crazy from a lack of contact to your faith and friends. Your palmhusk pings a third time, and you finally decide to check. It's from a sister of the faith, one whom had promised to check in on the status of your investigation with her ancestor aboard the flagship. It was a screenshot of a conversation. The first mentions the case was closed, two perigrees ago? So to say, the 9th medium lived... The call wasn't a summons, it was a relief of duty. The second, notes surveillance is ongoing for the 'asset' in case of further inobedience. Followed closely by a picture, taken from high up, perhaps a satellite or drone? Pointed right at the hive you were in, through the window, at yourself staring up towards the stars. You close the palmhusk. ha... ha- hahahah oh-oh goodness oh goodness oh messiahs... this- this is- You were never running away, you were a hamster on a wheel. Never once did you leave your cage. Toyed with by spirits in their employ angry at the disrespect, but not the disobedience. They held back. Not once were you out of their grasp, you were being humored. It was all a grand joke, and you Ursila, were the punchline. Your laugh echoes through the hive with choked sobs as you lay on the carpet, and you swear you can hear the Messiahs laughing back at you.
callie. youre fuckin cool auntie coded. i just opened my third eye with this.
console.log("i desperately dø nøt wanna be yøur empløyee"); console.log("døn't dø it");
[BEGIN MESSAGE] g00d f0r y0u. [END MESSAGE]
I HAVE MORE AURA!!!
<1 wan7 Zemdar 1 am n07 even g01ng 70 l1e anym0re 7hey kn0w 17.. U_U/>
<1 am.. Ac7ually dr00l1ng.. 0ver s0me0ne.. WHEN D1D 1 BEC0ME 7H1S PA7HE71C?? G00DNESS../>
<N0 PLEASE S70P RECH1771NG MY EMBARRASS1NG P0S7S 1 D1DN7 EVEN KN0W Y0U WERE 0NL1NE?? #d1rec7p0s71ng/>
<7BH 1 D0N'7 CARE!! 1F ANY Y0U WAN7 ME!! (unless y0u are a r0b07 0f c0urse, h17 me up..)/>
[OKAY IM $ENDING BF BOT BA#K TO YOU THEN]
<1 w1sh 1 was a r0b07 s0 7he r0b07 huzz w0uld l1ke me.. S1gh....../>
<Um um my DMs maybe 7eehee 1 mean 1'm l1ke 707ally n07 g0nna wa7ch 17 s0 d0n'7 w0rry 0k/>
>>THOUGH_WE_HAD_OUR_DISAGREEMENTS,_I_STILL_WISH_YOU_THE_BEST_IN_YOUR_FUTURE_ENDEAVORS I_HOPE_YOU_FIND_LOVE_WITH_THE_HONDA_CIVIC_
>> We can juડt ho1d handડ and ડhare the queડad¡11a, ¡t'ડ okay :))
i'm nøt a big fan øf the gøvernment #refren¢e
♠️█ ░ why blame at all? 0wn y0ur feelings…and any0ne wh0 dislikes what y0u have t0 say by saying it anyway…d0nt y0u have a milfr0b0t? y0u sh0uld rest y0ur swishy brain in her lap. behind uh. preservative-y fluids and glass. but let the b0dy warmth and steel plated pr0vider limbs. warm y0ur head and melt bad th0ughts int0 meaningless giggles and synapse hiccups… ପ(∗´ര ︿ ര`∗)ଓ ▒ ▓♣️
what
\ n >< n / #juniorhappytohelp
Hmmm... #juniorbadgedyou! #badgeroulette
ehehe sowwy
I ghostwrote this
a l0ok f0r them im more used tw0 for #thickerthursday #nsfw ((silkv0dka, i think?))
[IT$ QUITE LITERALLY HI$ INTENDED PURPO$E]
[DOE$ HE HAVE ENDLE$$ $TAMINA #AN YOU ADD A EAT ME OUT FOR ETERNITY BUTTON IN THERE TOO? #N$FW]
tag AppreciatEd. holy fuck.
You know what? Nevermind you $tay where you are.
wow
haha maybe
I might be decrepit but I can still handle a brat or two! #Violence
♦️█ ░ i can p0ssess metal b0dies as easy as plastic figurines, 0rigami paper, and cute lil d0llies...0r c0rpses. same c0ncept. ପ(∗´ര ᎑ ര`∗)ଓ ▒ ▓❤️
Mrrowr~
♦️█ ░ im thinking ab0ut her t00. f0r different reas0ns than y0urs th0ugh. pe0ple like that have existed f0r decasweeps. ପ(∗´ര ᎑ ര`∗)ଓ ▒ ▓❤️
god yOU fUckIng get it. mmmfh. kUdOs.
DON'T LOOK AT ME 𓂃۶ৎ [ kudos! ]
[WHY I$ THE TOPI# TWINK$ WHY #AN'T THE TOPI# BE FAT HAIRY HOT #ERULEANBLOODED MEN???? #YEARNING]
D --> I have found another magazine D --> This one was tucked away into my desk drawer D --> I canter remember what it was for D --> But I do remember what they told me while I posted D --> They said "you are Mr. Beforus." D --> "Show us what that means"
but wwhat about just squeezing the blood out a little for fun
some trolls are touching a bug zapper again.
H0w have y0u perverts n0t upgraded t0 the zapper paddle yet #nsfw
\ o >< o /;;;; #juniorapology
>+. HEY. *SNIFF* .+<
((DREW BEAR AND MY OTHER OC @hemmedHeirloomery AS ROCKY HORROR CHARACTERS #nsfw for safety but its just bear in some golden chonies)) https://i.ibb.co/fB9C4sX/IMG-7719.png
[#HITTR MEN MARKET I$ IN $HAMBLE$!]
no <3
꧁telepathically gagging on it, if you feel a lil slobber tonight that’s just me #nsfw꧂
｢(∩ﾟ∀｀∩) megane-san does his rikuesutos! ( ≧∀≦)ノ hai haiiii~~~ (*￣ー￣) megane has nebber paid any attention to eri-chan's gillies, byuutttt~ (*´ﾉ∀`*) kekeke, maybe he should start~☆｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: rikuesutos mean requests! (*￣∇￣)ノ this moving sashin (picture) was requested by hand-chan @handMaid ! ＼(^_^)／ aahnnn~ (´▽｀*) she's so kawaii... megane-san can't help but obey! (ФωФ)]
I evolved into my own version, every night of my life I am in drag
၄⋆၃ frank n furter is always serving xunt and i love it
current mood.
i got.... i got. i got guns... i got- i got guns for fake necklace guns that hate texas guns that make breakfast guns that straight festive-
mn. i h0pe y0ur ch0icez impr0ve.
c0ngratu1ati0nz.
꧁iforgive you꧂
yOU get me.
You can fuck your car as much as you want
:33< i am s33ing the vision mew are laying out yes
://< hmmmm *ac ponders at be* :33< mew know what :33< sure, i s33 it
"= it's ok. i deal with it. he would not though. he would die. ="
BASK IN THE LIKES ✷F MY BEAUTIFUL FACE AND MUSCLES https://file.garden/ZXTQg2HNBXlcqhN2/musky.pngˎˊ- Punch it d✷wn, d✷wn, D✷WN!
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〚｟⦕⤊⦖｠〛I know you, for sure. You made it very apparent last time we talked.
〚｟⦕⤊⦖｠〛Well the Dom title is debatable but I am a Top! Lotta people wanna be under all these muscles. #nsfw
꧁sometimes i imagine making highbloods upset just so i can offer to help them and be useful to them and so they'll keep me and adore me and make me their petservant forever and ever but i usually only think about that after drinking sodie pop #nsfw #nsfwe #maybe꧂
~01010011 01101001 01101101 01110000 01110011 01001111 01111110 01101110 00100111 01110011 00100000 01010000 01100101 01101110 01101001 01110011 00100000 01001101 01110101 01110011 01101001 01100011~ ~#nsfw~
huggg|ng u |m huggg|n u And ks|ss |ng u mwAh mwAh mwAh :) And wee Are fr|eends And | love u
꧁hhhehfhfhhehfhhehehehfhhefhf readings are coming soon. almost donewriting them.꧂
꧁itwaspickles forme.꧂
"Riisse aand griind" oh ii aam riissiing aand griindiing aalriight
we speak of yaoi 8ut I don’t think some of yall are ready for the ancient texts still sealed in files on my husktop. Chittr isn’t ready for the Jeffry the Killer fanfiction written 8y a 6 sweep old yaoi fairy
〚｟⦕⤊⦖｠〛Would you? That would be great. I'll make sure you have plenty of work to do.
this makes me so happy
<~VHO POSTED MY NVDES ON CHITTR DOT COM #ref #nsfv~>
Hm... Okay. But only a little, okay?
> 1 gu1de other2 to a trea2ure 1 cannot po2e22 <
> you'd need to be fated to play the game 1n the f1r2t place wh1ch 12 act1vely up 1n the a1r then you'd need to f1nd at lea2t one other per2on to play the game w1th you (two 12 the ab2olute m1n1mum amount of people you can play 2BURB/2GRUB w1th, 1'd per2onally reccomend a b1gger party, becau2e 2ome player a2pect2 are requ1red 1n order to beat the game (t1me and 2pace), although th12 2houldn't be an 122ue 1f you're 2omehow aware of your/ your comrade2'2 cla22pect2 beforehand. <
da ba dee da bee dah
[ ytil4er tcelfer reven sem49 zuc s't4hT ]
OOC// I Am once again asking any dirks on this platform to please interact and also Let Me Know Under this post if you’re interested in rping some HalDirk. I am lonely and even worse, painfully fucking bored
No no, nobody’$ rebelling $o nobody need$ to get hit with anything
N3W h3h3aD3r f(o)r my pag3 WITh my 3y3S 👁👁
READING ONTO THE RECORD! how impractical.
@eclecticEngineer I heard that you like bees so I added some. https://64.media.tumblr.com/b68bf263ef1f4d581f47e48c82c81874/2c365a652c8eaf13-f6/s1280x1920/4ac0c484244811bd5cd0259c56a81328b03b5b24.png
Remember folk$, if you need it, a$k for it Your need$ are my opportunitie$!
#### ok
Ye$ ye$ you can! Al$o I’ve gotten allllll the arrangement$ $orted out for your living quarter$, gun$, and paycheque