D --> I see there is nothing noteworthy occurring on the dashboard tonight D --> Good D --> I was hoping to chit about something meaningful D --> The terrible catastrophe known as the Nine Layers Hoofbeast Racing Competition Pileup and Subsequent E%plosion D --> Wherein during a hoofbeast race D --> (Legal of course, for their enrichment) D --> The leading stallion, Man o' Speed, tripped and dove muzzle-first into the dirt, performing a remarkable seven rolling flips before coming to a halt upon its crest D --> The fourteen other racing hoofbeasts were unable to stop in time, and all fell victim to the same fate D --> Then, as if ordained by the creators, a flying vessel carrying highly e%plosive liquid happened to lose control D --> Spilling its contents over the entire track D --> The resulting e%plosion leveled the surrounding glut D --> And the only survivor was the mare in the very back of the race, who had managed to fall in such a way that she was protected by convenient sheet metal
