I’vwe met about a hundred alts of my best friend on this site, but I’m still not any closer to understandin’ him. Further awvway, if anything. All my alts are stubborn curmudgeons… so at least I’m consistent.
No sass. Just observwation. You’re still my favworite Dirk. Don’t wvorry.
"Favorite Dirk" is such a wild thing to say. You are being sassy. It's breaking the facade you're setting up for yourself.
In some univwerses, You don’t evwen givwe me a chance. Definitely givwes you an advwantage in the Favworite Dirk rankings.
That's probably because my alts are not me. They're individuals with their own lives, completely different from mine. What we have in difference well exceeds our common ground. From interests, to personalities, and to the obvious aesthetics. But I view alternates differently than most people do. Even your alts, I'd say are wildly different from you. It's easier to say these are different people with the same name than it is that they're the same person in another universe.
Yeah yeah, doesn’t change my rankings.