
But I'd be lying.

(X) Doubt

Do you really think I'm so much of a jackass as to actually lead you on and give you an ounce of hope just to crush it in my fist like a cigarette.
i dont havve a lot a faith in people this is a no wwin scenario because regardless a your intentions it still feels patronizin cause youre not actually attracted to me

Eridan I cannot express to you loudly enough that I don't just fuck with quads, I fuck with trolls, and seadwellers are the most likely to be able to kill me. My compass of attraction is generally biased towards people who could kill me. Admittedly you might need a little brushing up on combat first.
im in the military dirk youre vvastly underestimatin my abilities anywway shoot me a dm cause this is gettin to be wway too much for the public eye

Military? Hot. I mean what? Who said that.
