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Good Boy
This user is certifiable good boy of the most marvelous kind.
Puppymoded
This user is literally a dog. A very good and wonderful dog.
absolutely adorable!!
this user owns a super cute pet
good dog best friend
the bestest boy ever ever :D
@callingCujo[CC]

did it hurt? when you fell from the vending machine? because youre a snack.

Kult: +50
Kull: +45
Total: 95
Ratio: 1.11

* Did you know: More people die from vending machines than sharks.

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Good Boy
This user is certifiable good boy of the most marvelous kind.
Puppymoded
This user is literally a dog. A very good and wonderful dog.
absolutely adorable!!
this user owns a super cute pet
good dog best friend
the bestest boy ever ever :D
@callingCujo[CC]

really?????

@callingCujo[CC]

* Yes, they can crush on you if you shake them too much/hard.

Kult: +2
Total: 2
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Good Boy
This user is certifiable good boy of the most marvelous kind.
Puppymoded
This user is literally a dog. A very good and wonderful dog.
absolutely adorable!!
this user owns a super cute pet
good dog best friend
the bestest boy ever ever :D
@callingCujo[CC]

i do not like that. but how much does a vending machine weigh?

@callingCujo[CC]

* Depends on the type but around 700-800 lbs on average.

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Good Boy
This user is certifiable good boy of the most marvelous kind.
Puppymoded
This user is literally a dog. A very good and wonderful dog.
absolutely adorable!!
this user owns a super cute pet
good dog best friend
the bestest boy ever ever :D
@callingCujo[CC]

wait, really??? theyre mostly empty space.

im one of those bags of chips where you open it and its all been crushed into dust

Kult: +7
Total: 7
@callingCujo[CC]

* They are basically huge metal boxes with a bunch of stuff in them. * Metal isn't always the lightest thing.

Kult: +2
Total: 2
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Good Boy
This user is certifiable good boy of the most marvelous kind.
Puppymoded
This user is literally a dog. A very good and wonderful dog.
absolutely adorable!!
this user owns a super cute pet
good dog best friend
the bestest boy ever ever :D
@callingCujo[CC]

this could be a deal breaker/improvement. doritos dust kind of kills.