IF TREE FALLS IN FOREST. AND NO ONE HEAR. CANS PUNCHED TREE. WILL HEAR SAME TIME NEXT WEEK.
i can punch things in half if i try hard enough! though i usually use hammers. i don't know if i'm as strong as you though, at least in the most literal sense. :P
Not yet. Remember, we've practiced this. Bell means job. Heard the bell?
CANS NOT READ. JINX IS PROBABLY STRONGER THAN CANS IN LITERAL SENSE TOO. BUT IS OK. CANS TRAIN BY CRUSHING THINGS VERY HEAVY. AND LIFTING THEM ABOVE HEAD. IF CANS TRY HARD ENOUGH. MAYBE CANS WILL ONE DAY CARRY ONE BREATH TOO.
ROPE? NOW HAS TO BE A ROBBERY. CANS REMEMBER TYING TELLER UP. WITH ROPES. WILL NOT ROPE ANYONE. ONE MISTAKE. MADE ONCE TOO MANY TIMES.
YES. NO. YES. NO. YES. NOT SURE.
well if you want to carry me around, i think that would count as carrying all of breath itself in a sense! though that might get silly quick.
No bells, Fifteen. If you're not halfway up my tail right now, there's no bells and no jobs.
HMM. ONLY IF JINX HAS TO GO PLACE. CANS WILL GET LOST VERY QUICKLY. IS SAID A LOT. "CANS" ANGRY VOICE "YOU ARE A DUNDERHEAD" ANGRIER VOICE "STOP BEING DUNDERHEAD" ANGRIEST LOUDEST VOICE. CANNOT HEAR PART AFTER THAT. TOO LOUD. TOO ANGRY AT CANS. BUT IF JINX TELL CANS WHERE TO TAKE JINX. CANS WILL GET JINX TO THERE. NO TIME AT ALL. AND EVEN MORE NO TIME AT ALL. IF CANS CAN PUNCH.
you are just utterly delightful! :D