← @agamemnonsTheory

Good MORNING! I am feeling FANTASTIC today.

Kult: +125
Kull: +115
Total: 240
Ratio: 1.09

Uh huh. SURE.

your horn is ugly.

You take that BACK.

no. in fact i'm doubling down on it. your horn is CROOKED.

MY HORN is PERFECTLY STRAIGHT!!!

it's about as straight as the guy who's forehead it's skewed on.

It is NOT- wait. Hold on. How can a person be 'STRAIGHT'? Do you mean my posture? That's a WEIRD thing to INSULT.

yeah if you have straight posture it means you get no bitches. everyone knows it's the slouchers that got game.

I have no need for 'BITCHES'. All I need are my BEST BUDS.

that's... actually kind of hardcore. okay. i might be coming around to you.