Your name is MEKRUT ANSATZ. You have a keen interest in CULINARY ARTS, although discussions of your cooking tend to get stuck on the INGREDIENTS. You are a CANNIBAL. You would appreciate it if people could get past this long enough to compliment the meal. You also practice TAXIDERMY, supplying your hive with an assortment of QUIET COMPANIONS. You like to arrange TEA PARTIES for them. You are a very attentive host, and will defend the merits of entertaining dead people well beyond the point where anyone wants you to. Your hive is tucked away in a DEEP CHASM. You prefer to keep your affairs PRIVATE, despite your considerable enthusiasm for discussing them with strangers. You are a lanky fellow with a mouthful of VERY SHARP TEETH and a rather inflated sense of your own CHARM. You enjoy putting both to use. Your fondness for teasing people is aided by an extraordinary ability to remain pleased with yourself while being told to fuck off. You have a THEATRICAL DISPOSITION and an unfortunate habit of treating other people's irritation as encouragement. You can be remarkably affectionate, though your understanding of PERSONAL SPACE leaves something to be desired. Being told you are unwanted is considerably harder to laugh off. You generally try anyway. Your trolltag is cannibalisticCuisine and you !¡ke 7o 7h¡nk you are a de!¡9h7 7o 7a!k 7o. QUADRANTS ♡: @cephalopodCounselor ♢: @pragmaticBatter ♤: Open! ♧: Open!
