Cod dammit, there some fuckin rust blood stovwavway on my ship, howv the bloody hell did it sneak on my glorious ship, I'm thinking if I should just cull the lovwblood nowv and make em vwalk the plank or vwait till vwe get to land.
uuum... nooot tooo iiinteeerruuupt... ooor teeell yooouuu whaaat tooo dooo... buuut maaaybeee theeey thooouuught yooouuur shiiip waaas reeeaaally cooooool... ooor neeeeeedeeed tooo geeet aaawaaay frooom aaa baaad siiituuuaaatiiiooon... whiiich iii knooow iiisn't eeexaaactly aaan eeexcuuuseee... buuut iii thiiink iiit wooouuuld beee veeery cooooool ooof yooouuu... tooo leeet theeem oooff... thiiis tiiimeee...
𝓣𝓸 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓻𝓸𝔂𝓪𝓵𝓫𝓵𝓸𝓸𝓭𝓮𝓭 ⨁𝓻𝓹𝓱𝓪𝓷𝓮𝓻, 𝓣𝓻𝓲𝓪𝓵 𝓫𝔂 𝓬𝓸𝓶𝓫𝓪𝓽. - 𝓚𝓪𝔃𝓲𝓮𝓵 𝓒𝓱𝓲𝓽𝓪𝓵
Ah look, another lovwblood taking up for some fuckin rust blood that didn't knowv to not stay in their fuckij place, but you knowv vwhat I guess I am feeling merciful this morning, I'll only slice off one of their hands instead of culling em.
sooorry iii diiid nooot meeeaaan tooo speeeaaak... ooouuut ooof tuuurn... ooor tooo uuupseeet yooouuu... aaand whiiileee cuuuttiiing oooff aaa haaand iiis nooot theee beeest... iii thiiink iiit iiis faaar beeetteeer thaaan theee aaalteeernaaatiiiveee... sooo iii aaappreeeciiiaaateee theee meeercy yooouuu haaaveee shooown... thaaank yooouuu...
Of course but I think this should servwe as a friendly reminder, lovwblood landlubbers should remember their place and not fuck vwith us vwioletbloods.
Nowv that ain't a fuckin bad idea, maybe next time some peasantblood decides to sneak unto my ship.
keep talkin like that and im gonna void into ur room n replace all ur purple stuff w red #bloodtransfusion
I'm fuckin sorry, but vwho are you and vwhy should I fuckin be scared of some human, I especially don't havwe respect for you humans, at least vwith lovwbloods and midbloods they are part of the glorious troll empire.
l + ratio + im in ur walls
Oh fuck off you landlubber, I got better shit to deal like steer this ship shore bound to deal vwith this fuckin stovwavway.