WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS. HOW DID THIS IMAGE GET HERE. HOW DID IT EVEN UPLOAD TO MY CHITTR. WHO THE FUCK MADE THIS. WHO THE FUCK WOULD EVEN RECOGNIZE SOME OF THESE OBSCURE AS FUCK ASSHOLES. THIS IS STUPID. YOU ARE STUPID, WHOEVER YOU ARE. HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/243182C7886C.PNG #KINONION
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FIRST OFF, I ABSOLUTELY FUCKING DO NOT. SECOND, THE ONLY *POSSIBLE* CORRELATION *I* COULD SEE FROM MY PERSPECTIVE OF THIS DUMBFUCK CHART BETWEEN ME AND THE CHARACTER IN MENTION WOULD BE SOMETHING RELATING TO A DISORGANIZED, UNLUCKY HIVEWRETCH WHO, BY SHEER RESOURCEFULNESS AND THE WILLINGNESS TO PUT HIMSELF IN INCREASINGLY GROTESQUE SITUATIONS OF MORTAL PERIL, BECOMES SOMETHING OF AN UNFLATTERING HERO TO THE WORKING CASTE AGAINST THE OPPRESSIVE, MALIGNANT SYSTEM OF A HOUSE THAT IS DESIGNED TO ALWAYS WIN. BUT THAT'S A STUPID TAKE. AND THIS CHART IS STUPID AND FAKE AND BAD.
TROLL ALEXA, PLEASE REMIND ME TO WEAR THE BIGGEST, THICKEST, TALLEST PLATFORMS I CAN POSSIBLY ALCHEMIZE SO THAT I CAN STAND JUST LEVEL ENOUGH WITH THIS DAMP, UNBEARABLE FREAK THAT HE HAS A CHANCE AT BEING EVEN ONE PERCENT MORE NORMAL.
THERE IS *NOTHING* DEFICIENT ABOUT MY HEIGHT! YOU'RE THE BULGING FREAK WITH AN OVERABUNDANCE OF HEIGHT. YOU'RE LIKE ONE WALKING, FLEXING, MALIGNANT PILE OF TUMOROUS GROWTH, TOWERING HIGH ENOUGH TO BLOCK THE FUCKING MOONS SO THAT I CAN'T LOOK IN ANY DIRECTION WITHOUT BEING TRAPPED IN THE PENUMBRA OF YOUR FUCK-ALL LUDICROUS BIOMASS. I TAKE UP A RESPECTABLE AMOUNT OF SPACE. FINDING CLOTHES IN MY SIZE IS EASY. FUCK YOU, AND FUCK PLATFORMS. I'LL WEAR MY REGULAR SNEAKERS, JUST TO SPITE YOU.
... I CAN'T TELL IF I WANT TO APOLOGIZE FOR GOING TOO FAR OR SOMETHING, OR JUST WALK AWAY. I'M LEARNING ABOUT YOU ALL THE FUCKING TIME, MAN.
YEAH, THAT'S MY CUE TO PACK IT UP AND GO. REMIND ME NEVER TO UPDATE YOU ON THE STATUS OF WHAT SHOES I'M WEARING. EVER.