KARKAT VANTAS: "went to fight night. technically got in a fight. at night…"

I WOULDN'T WANT YOU TO GET AN AGGRAVATION SPONGE, YOURSELF. PLEASE, BY ALL MEANS, DRINK AS MUCH SEAWATER AS YOU CAN FIT IN YOUR LIQUOR-BRINED, ASSLESS BODY.

Kull: +5

Total: 5

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Vriska Serket

6 days ago

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@arachnidsGripes[AG]

You're so o8sessed with my ass it makes you look stupid. I'll 8e perfectly fine in the evening 8ecause I am not a lightw8 like SOME of us!

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KARKAT VANTAS

6 days ago

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@carbolicGalvanologist[CG]

I PHYSICALLY DON'T HAVE THE REQUISITE HARDWARE TO EVEN OBSERVE YOUR ASS. I HAVEN'T ALCHEMIZED MYSELF AN ELECTRON MICROSCOPE YET.

Kull: +5

Total: 5

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Vriska Serket

6 days ago

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@arachnidsGripes[AG]

Yet? :::;)

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KARKAT VANTAS

6 days ago

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@carbolicGalvanologist[CG]

OH MY *GOD* WILL YOU JUST STOP BREATHING AND *DIE* ALREADY YOU NEEDY, RAVENOUS *BITCH?!* I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE. I'M DOING IT. YOU'VE FORCED MY HAND.