@carbolicGalvanologist — #unethicalrelationshipadvice
#UNETHICALRELATIONSHIPADVICE: STOP FUCKING CONFESSING THINGS. IT'S OBVIOUS WHAT I'M REFERRING TO, HERE. I WANT TO BE CLEAR — I AM NOT JUMPING ON THIS BANDSCUTTLER JUST TO FLOG A DEAD HOOFBEAST. I'M HERE TO *HELP* YOU, YOU JITTERING, SPINELESS FLUSTERMAGGOTS. THERE IS A REASON THAT EVERYONE ELSE HAS SUCH BLISTERING HOT SHIT TO FLING AT THIS PHENOMENON, AND IT'S FOR A REASON, WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT. SPEAKING OF THE VIOLENT EXPULSION OF CAUSTIC FLUIDS FROM THE BODY, THAT IS WHAT CONFESSION IS. A HIGH-PRESSURE STREAM OF INORDINATE VOLUME, HURTLING THROUGH THE FLESHY FIRE HOSE OF A POOR, CHITINLESS ...Read more
#UNETHICALRELATIONSHIPADVICE OF THE NIGHT: IF AN INJURY IS DONE TO A PITCHMATE, IT SHOULD BE SO SEVERE THAT THEIR DESIRE FOR VENGEANCE NEED NOT BE LACKING IN PASSION NOR AWE. SOME OF YOU FLAILING, MYOPIC SYCOPHANTS ARE SO EAGER TO GLAZE YOUR KISMESES IN A FRESH COAT OF VITRIOL THAT NONE OF IT IS LEFT FOR A *REAL* GESTURE OF CARE. TRITE, MINDLESS PLATITUDES CAN BE HABITUATED TO. IF I THREW YOUR ASS INTO A BLOCK FULL OF FARTS AND LOCKED THE DOOR, YOU WOULD PROBABLY JUST DEVELOP SOME KIND OF METHANE-BREATHING ATMOSPHERIC ADAPTATION AND CONTINUE TO SCROLL ON YOUR PALMHUSK UNTIL YOUR GANDERBULBS BURNED OUT...Read more