CG: "WHATEVER. FINALLY CATCHING A FUCKING BREAK BY HELPING JADE.…" | chittr

← @carcinizationGenesis

@carcinizationGenesis[CG]

WHATEVER. FINALLY CATCHING A FUCKING BREAK BY HELPING JADE. AT LEAST SOMEONE HERE ISN'T DETERMINED TO ASSUME THE WORST OF ME.

Kult: +39

Kull: +20

Total: 59

Ratio: 1.95

Slimo the Schemer

@royalAdvisor[RA]

Yesss my liege, they all will turn against you.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @royalAdvisor[RA]

@carcinizationGenesis[CG]

NOW I'VE GOT FUCKING SLIMO HERE WHISPERING INTO MY EAR LIKE GODDAMN GRÍMA WORMTONGUE. FUCK MY ENTIRE LIFE.

Kult: +2

Total: 2

↩ @carcinizationGenesis[CG]

Slimo the Schemer

@royalAdvisor[RA]

Slimo understands when he is not wanted, when you realize you need Slimo he will be waiting my liege.

Kult: +2

Kull: +2

Total: 4

Ratio: 1.00

↩ @royalAdvisor[RA]

@carcinizationGenesis[CG]

TRY LOOKING FOR AN ACTUAL ROYAL. ROYALS LOVE TO HAVE A SCHEMING ADVISOR OVER THEIR SHOULDERS. IT'S ENRICHMENT FOR THEM TO BE TOLD WICKED SECRETS.