@carcinoGarlic — #callout

VANTAS.

1 week ago

@carcinoGarlic[CG]

I’VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT: DEREK STRIDER IS A BITCH-ASS MOTHERFUCKER. HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE. THAT’S RIGHT, HE TOOK HIS HUMANY FUCKING QUILLY DICK OUT AND HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE, AND HE SAID HIS DICK WAS THIS BIG. AND I SAID “THAT’S DISGUSTING!” SO I’M MAKING A CALLOUT POST ON MY CHITTR DOT COM: "DEREK STRIDER, YOU GOT A SMALL DICK, IT’S THE SIZE OF THIS WALNUT EXCEPT WAY SMALLER." AND GUESS WHAT, HERE’S WHAT MY DONG LOOKS LIKE: PFFFFFFFFGJT. THAT’S RIGHT BABY. ALL POINTS, NO QUILLS, NO PILLOWS, LOOK AT THAT IT LOOKS LIKE TWO BALLS AND A BONG. HE FUCKED MY WIFE SO GUESS WHAT, I’M GONN...Read more