@carcinoGarlic — #nsfw
DON'T ASK "ASS OR BOOBS" IT'S THE SAME THING IN DIFFERENT PLACES.
I MADE YOU FAN ART. @toughTalk @gethAckexloser
I’VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT: DEREK STRIDER IS A BITCH-ASS MOTHERFUCKER. HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE. THAT’S RIGHT, HE TOOK HIS HUMANY FUCKING QUILLY DICK OUT AND HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE, AND HE SAID HIS DICK WAS THIS BIG. AND I SAID “THAT’S DISGUSTING!” SO I’M MAKING A CALLOUT POST ON MY CHITTR DOT COM: "DEREK STRIDER, YOU GOT A SMALL DICK, IT’S THE SIZE OF THIS WALNUT EXCEPT WAY SMALLER." AND GUESS WHAT, HERE’S WHAT MY DONG LOOKS LIKE: PFFFFFFFFGJT. THAT’S RIGHT BABY. ALL POINTS, NO QUILLS, NO PILLOWS, LOOK AT THAT IT LOOKS LIKE TWO BALLS AND A BONG. HE FUCKED MY WIFE SO GUESS WHAT, I’M GONN...Read more
IF I HORNY POST, EVERYONE WOULD LOOK AT ME WEIRD AND I CAN’T AFFORD THAT RIGHT NOW.
DOES ANYONE EVEN HAVE A FLUSH CRUSH THESE DAYS? OR ITS JUST A PAIL AND BAIL SITUATION THESE DAYS? #NSFW
I DON’T MEAN TO SOUND LIKE AN ACTUAL IDIOT BUT WHENEVER SOMEONE SAYS “I HAVE A FAT NOOK” I DON’T UNDERSTAND WHAT THEY MEAN BY THAT, I ASSUME ALL NOOK ARE THE SAME SIZE. I DON’T KNOW MAYBE I’M NOT WOKE. #NSFW