KARKAT VANTAS
@carcinoGenesis
FUCK YOU. || she/her | DMs open | all art by me ||
How's it going?
Why bad?
MY USELESS ASS HUSKTOP JUST SHIT ITSELF. I’M GENUINELY CONSIDERING KEEPING THREE OR MORE BACKUPS AT THIS POINT.
Never hurts to have a backup if you can afford it. I got a few. Have too. Sometimes I get too eager, and that bitch is strapped to a trebuchet and launched.
EAGER TO LAUNCH YOUR SHIT INTO THE STRATOSPHERE??? FUCKING SAME. IF I HAVE TO ANSWER SOME NONSENSICAL QUESTION ABOUT THE LEGALITY OF WHAT COLOR YOU WANT TO PAINT YOUR FUCKING SHUTTERS I’M GOING TO CARVE MY OWN GANDERBULBS OUT WITH A PLASTIC SPOON.
Sometimes people upset me, and they're on the laptop, so I launch the bitch. Sounds like an HOA, which sucks. SO yeah, def need backups.
HOW I CRAVE THE FREEDOM TO DESTROY ALL OF MY BELONGINGS BECAUSE OF SOME FUCKWIT ONLINE. IF I DID THAT I WOULD PROBABLY START TO WEAR ON THE GODDAMN ENVIRONMENT. AND NO, IT’S NOT AN HOA, WHICH MAKES IT THAT MUCH MORE IDIOTIC. LIKE. WHY THE ABSOLUTE FUCK WOULD I CARE WHAT COLOR YOU PAINT YOUR HIVE, ASK SOMEBODY ELSE!!!!
(=> WHAT'S POPPYNG CHYTTR?! <=)
OK. NO. I JUST DON’T THINK YOU SHOULD GO AROUND TOUCHING STRANGERS ON THE NECK??? ARE YOU DAFT.