@carcinoGeneticist — #myslop

Karkat Vantas

3 weeks ago

@carcinoGeneticist[CG]

HELLO AGAIN. LET'S TALK. DID YOU KNOW THAT MOLTING MAKES YOU RAVENOUSLY FUCKING HUNGRY? IT'S TRUE- YOU SPEND A WEEK OR EVEN UP TO A WEEK AND A HALF COCOONED IN A SHELL OF YOUR OWN MAKING AND ITS PRETTY REASONABLE TO EXPECT YOU'D COME OUT OF IT STARVING. THAT ISN'T THE WHOLE STORY, THOUGH. SEE, WHEN MOLTING, YOUR BODY IS USING THE SUGARS AND PROTEINS FOUND WITHIN TO CONSTRUCT YOUR BODY ALL OVER AGAIN FROM ITS GENETIC BLUEPRINT, BUT THIS TIME IT'S BIGGER, YOUR CHITIN IS THICKER AND IN GENERAL YOU'RE JUST KIND OF MORE THAN YOU WERE BEFOREHAND. THIS HAPPENED TO ME. IF YOU'RE A TROLL, IT WILL HAPPEN TO Y...Read more