DO I SLEEP OR STAY UP.. ITS ALREADY LATE
ARE YOU CALLING ME A DOG?
April the 7th 1941, “Yes. You remind me of a cute mongrel I would find outside my building. It is a term of endearment. You will take this bone and you will love it. Is that understood, boy?” -Signed Spades S. Esquire.
YES FATHER
April the 7th 1941, “You make a very good dog and a good son. I am proud of your obedience,” -Signed Spades S. Esquire.
THANK YOU?
April the 7th 1941, “You may sit on my lap while I retire to the smoking lounge. Another treat for your good behavior,” -Signed Spades S. Esquire.
WOW, I GET PROMOTED TO LAP PRIVILEGES, IM SO HONORED, FATHER
April the 7th 1941, “This is to be expected. I may allow you to curl up against my suit if you wish to recover sleep from your late night tossing and turning,” -Signed Spades S. Esquire.
THANK YOU FATHER
April the 7th 1941, “You are welcome son, do not let it happen again or you will be punished,” -Signed Spades S. Esquire.