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OHHHHHH 1 H4V3 CHOCOL4T3 1M SO H4PPY

Kult: +30
Kull: +25
Total: 55
Ratio: 1.20

WE DON’T CARE.

G3T OFF MY BUTTTTT 1 KNOW YOU L1K3 1T BUT G333TTT 4W44YYYY

I AM NOT ON YOUR BUTT!!! STOP SAYING I AM ON YOUR BUTT WHEN I AM PERFECTLY PLANTED DOWN IN MY BED, ALL COZY AND TUCKED IN! ABSOLUTELY NOBODY WOULD BE ON YOUR BUTT WILLINGLY!!!

1M 1N B3D W1TH YOU

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Don’t project, Karkat. Just because you are not on her butt does not mean others are not exhilarated to be experiencing the literal highlight of their lives wedged between each supple intercolliding asscheek and luxuriously cushioned bashing buttock. In fact, wouldn’t your not being there make you the least qualified to comment on the alleged absence or presence of others atop her premier posterior?