♠ hated by @carcinogenGayneticist
all my haters become cicaders when i enter the summer of success
SOUNDS LIKE *SOMEONE* LOST AT A GAME OF CARDS
.uoy t’now rees a romuh tub ,eb yam ti tahw wonk ydaerla I ?emit siht tuoba kcatta cinap eht s’tahW
“start your free trial now” what if i told you i am already experiencing trials and the cost is more than i can bear
my bad gang im old as fuck and dont know how to work my settings i guess you can dm me now
sighhh ok
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soup
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a lot of you need twwo be put iin the hole..
okay but what if i hosted an event and everyone just shows up #purple for the day?? how are we feeling about this
i think i started a trend guess im just that cool
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come onnnn
what are we even talking about
you dont know that
it could
back to posting
maybe idk im not keeping track are you? thats kinda cute
dont make me post the cat again
crying
nooo
and everyone cheered
yay B]
duh
B[ i guess that cant be helped
karkats you need to post more
tell me every thought you have had about me ever right now
wait wrong post- oh well
need her bouncing and glubbing 0n it. #nsfw
I WILL NOT BE CUMMING ANYTIME SOON SORRY GUYS.
sometimes the absence is more compelling lets lack something and then feel its presence forever in the empty space where it should be
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my collection
oh?
you hate me </3
aight one sec wheres my crying cat pic
boo B[
feel better so0n. genuinely.
clearly my biggest fan
lame
fucking headache days, man. that sucks.
karkat you cant hate this you told me to keep posting so here i am posting
if a well used robot guy gets a new untouched chassis would that make him a virgin again? does virginity attach to the body or programming?
ill get back to posting alright lets see what i got in the banks today
yeah and
booo booooooo
lol hi karkat
anyways never set a gear slightly crooked that shit will have you movements lag really fucking horribly until it snaps in correctly
where have yall been ive been here this whole time yall got lives or something smh go inside and touch some fucking keyboard
im trying two be sympathetic, fucking sue me.
and fish swim. pissed off ab0ut what?
your first main p0st after a month is gr0aning. im asking why.
wassup.
(tw: #guns #firearmfriday) [Again. A classic AK-47, and Kankri is h9lding it. There are s9me 6ruises 9n his knuckles and scars al9ng his hands, and he l99ks quite pr9ud 9f himself. Tired, t99.] 9ne m9re. This is "Trigger Warning".
:33 < i like it! its all talking about doing mew
B33< lollll my dave headmewte just came up and said "i would" lmeow
B33< nyat anymewre but defurnyately used to be! i've got my own purrtner meow though who i'm fur too obsessed with fur any crushes on karkitty X33 fur the longest time though i had the BIGGEST crush on him!!
:33 < man. davepeta must be the most insane karkitty simp! :33 < betw33n me and dave...its actmewally scary!
B33< it mewns that even if i didn't have both dave *and* nyapeta's furlings about mew i would STILL be able to appurreciate that cake lmeow
mayb u just got an iconic ass, man hav u ever considered that?
B33< as he should.
no no you see i'm the Original Davebot Liker
*sigh* davebot............. *stares wistfully into sunrise/set through window*
carpus romano do!
⚞ my ass is too fat and i'm also too sexy to do that SORRY ⚟
⚞ YEAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ⚟
§Piiiin Ⱥ wheeeel ◯f nȺme§
⚞ BOOOOO TOMATO TOMATO TOMATO ⚟
⚞ DON'T MATTER!!!!!!!!! ⚟
Ⱥnd ◯r n◯◯k #n§fw
⚞ BULGE #nsfw ⚟
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lmaooo
primary directive says i cant yet sorry
also you were right i wasnt lol
haha im all smooth down there but no regardless just apologize like you mean it
hm i dont know if i can even accept an apology from you that sure didnt even sound sincere here karkat i do not accept that apology big k
not at all im just bearing my feelings here and youre stompin on them kicking and spitting on them even how could you dude
sniffle sniffle snot snot or whatever
i am crying look at me dude
This Phrase Was Said By The Number One Strider Lover
yessir one moment
yes i am oil is leaking from my eyes
B[ sniffle look at that B,[ youre makin me cry here man come on what happened tell ol davebot your woes
aw come on
ah whys that
your what
oh hey karkat whats up
[̵̡̢͙̳̥͍̣̱̙̪͉͕̘̦̙̯̳͙͍̫͔̫͊͗̅͗͌̅̂̋̒̇́̉̿͋̄͆̇̒͝ͅL̷̢̜̗͕̳̱͇̂̌̉̀̋̃͝Ǫ̷̢̛̜̲̱͎̻͇̗̻͓̳̖͚̙̮̺̖͖̭̜͍͇̰̭̲͈̺̝̤̊̈́̎͋̃̇͆̑̀̽́̑̍̐̇̄̊͋̏͘͘̕͜͝͠ͅÔ̵̢̢̨̡̡̡͕̘̮̘̣̯̯̜̫̙̣̘͍̼̥͚̘͇̬͍̗̳̘͖̰̱͍̝̠̓̍̓͌͐̀͜͜͜͝͝͠M̷͙̻̹̥̘̟̹̰͖̜͓̹̣̫̘͈͎̲̮͕̜͇̂̌̄̐Į̶̡̢̧̡̢̙͖̩̥̜̻̲͑̐̆̀͝ͅN̵̠͚̰͓͎̩̥̠̩̬̱̝̙̑̒̃̔͂͜͝Ģ̸̡̡̼̱̬̜̹̲̺̝̦̳̤̬̳͕͋̾̾̇̏̉͑̉̒̌̈́̈́͑̏̋́̽̈̂̚͘͘͝͝͝͝]̷̧̛̘͙̞̰̼̯̻͔͖̯̝̖͕̗͉̻̙̝̩̻̳̱̲̭̬̪̮̦̩̼̜͖̪̈͋̏̽͗̀͋̏̄̂͒̑̐̀̓̀̿́̀̉̀̄̓̐̋͑͌͘͘͘̚͘͘̚͝͝͝͝ͅͅ
[it looms and looms and looms and looms and looms and looms ǎ̴̢͓̝̖̭̫͉̰̩͓̀͂̆̂̈̆͆̅̀́͗͛̀̑̅̐̏̽̄͘͘͜͝͠ͅn̶̛͉̞̗̲̝̲͈̦̬͈͔̲̔͘ḑ̷̭͙̜͖̦̥͉̦̎͗͛̑͐͂̀̄͋̀́̈́̕̚͘͠͝ ̴̨̢̛͙̯͙͍̗͚͇̭͍͍̗̬̩̬̭̏̄̉̂͐̉̃̕̚l̴͚̱̮̱̘̞̥̜͍̭̻̟͖̥̬̤̘̓͐ợ̸̧͕̰͖͔̬͎̲͇͓̌͛̈́̒̓̊̄͋̍̍̒̑̔̑̎͘͜͝͝͠ͅö̶̢̬̼̤͇̱͇́͐͆̄̽̌̿͘͘͝m̷̧̛͔̝̗̺̤̹̯̠̫͓̜̲͈̬̟͛̂̈́͝͝ͅş̴̨̨̛͍̙̺̲̻̯̪̟͉̬̩͍͙̞̔̓̊͆̑̀̄́̂̽̆͠ͅ ̷̡̯͖̳̱̱̹͓̼͇̦̞̺͖̻̮̫̺͎̝͚̯̳͚̆̔̽͊̇͜ǎ̴̢͓̝̖̭̫͉̰̩͓̀͂̆̂̈̆͆̅̀́͗͛̀̑̅̐̏̽̄͘͘͜͝͠ͅn̶̛͉̞̗̲̝̲͈̦̬͈͔̲̔͘ḑ̷̭͙̜͖̦̥͉̦̎͗͛̑͐͂̀̄͋̀́̈́̕̚͘͠͝ ̴̨̢̛͙̯͙͍̗͚͇̭͍͍̗̬̩̬̭̏̄̉̂͐̉̃̕̚l̴͚̱̮̱̘̞̥̜͍̭̻̟͖̥̬̤̘̓͐ợ̸̧͕̰͖͔̬͎̲͇͓̌͛̈́̒̓̊̄͋̍̍̒̑̔̑̎͘͜͝͝͠ͅö̶̢̬̼̤͇̱͇́͐͆̄̽̌̿͘͘͝m̷̧̛͔̝̗̺̤̹̯̠̫͓̜̲͈̬̟͛̂̈́͝͝ͅş̴̨̨̛͍̙̺̲̻̯̪̟͉̬̩͍͙̞̔̓̊͆̑̀̄́̂̽̆͠ͅ ̷̡̯͖̳̱̱̹͓̼͇̦̞̺͖̻̮̫̺͎̝͚̯̳͚̆̔̽͊̇͜ǎ̴̢͓̝̖̭̫͉̰̩͓̀͂̆̂̈̆͆̅̀́͗͛̀̑̅̐̏̽̄͘͘͜͝͠ͅn̶̛͉̞̗̲̝̲͈̦̬͈͔̲̔͘ḑ̷̭͙̜͖̦̥͉̦̎͗͛̑͐͂̀̄͋̀́̈́̕̚͘͠͝ ̴̨̢̛͙̯͙͍̗͚͇̭͍͍̗̬̩̬̭̏̄̉̂͐̉̃̕̚l̴͚̱̮̱̘̞̥̜͍̭̻̟͖̥̬̤̘̓͐ợ̸̧͕̰͖͔̬͎̲͇͓̌͛̈́̒̓̊̄͋̍̍̒̑̔̑̎͘͜͝͝͠ͅö̶̢̬̼̤͇̱͇́͐͆̄̽̌̿͘͘͝m̷̧̛͔̝̗̺̤̹̯̠̫͓̜̲͈̬̟͛̂̈́͝͝ͅş̴̨̨̛͍̙̺̲̻̯̪̟͉̬̩͍͙̞̔̓̊͆̑̀̄́̂̽̆͠ͅ ̷̡̯͖̳̱̱̹͓̼͇̦̞̺͖̻̮̫̺͎̝͚̯̳͚̆̔̽͊̇͜Ȃ̵̖̮͇̙͓̪̪̥̦̟̜̰̗̮̬̗̜̤͈̪̳̼̱̮̩͎̭̩͇̖̟͇̈́̓̉̚N̶̢̡̡̡̡̛̛̛͎̘̼͍̰̗̳̻̰̖̙̭̦͇͉͕̭͓̖͍̜̤̝̥̠͎̣̗̜̺̮̘̥̬̖̫̺̹͓͈̤͓͆̀͛͂̑̽̄̇̐͆̀̊̀͑̈̇͐̓̌͗͒̎̒̚̚͜͠͠͝͝ͅͅD̸̡͕͖̯̰̤̲͇̹̲͓̪̮̤̹͔͍͂̐̈́̓͒̽̓̾̃͛̃͑̓̎̍́́̍̂́͆̊͒̒̌͐̃̂̆̐̓͒́̀̈́́̐̏́̕̕̕͝͠͝ ̴̨̛̛̛͎̲̼̮̥̫͈̹̗͕̩̲̙̻̺̯̬͍̥̄̓̄̑̔̔̄̅͋͗̎̂͊̽̊̀̓̄̇̌̅͐́̿̓̂̚̕͜͜Ļ̶̛̦̞͎̠͎̱͓́̔̒̈́̏̿̈̅͋̔͐́̆͑̎̓͊̀͊͆̀́̇͋̀̎͌̈͒̎̔̽̓̀͐̚̚͜͠ͅỞ̶̧̢̢̛̛̥̟͕͔̠̦̬̤̱͔͈̪̰̝̙̖̙̳̰̗̱̀́͆̂͑̌̀̑̿͌̃̈́̂̓͋͒̐̆̒͋̀̽͛̚̕͝͠͝O̴̧̢̡̢̨̨͖̹̲͈̭͚̥͈͖̜͖̫͇̠̻̠̹͚͎͓͈̬͈̟̼̥̠͖͕̱̳͇̻̯͇̙̩̮͚̯͂̆̇̒̔̍̿̿̎̀̃̈́͗̉̐̔̈́̈́̋͐̈́̕͘̕͘̕̚͝ͅM̴̧̢̛̦͔̼̻̞̣̱͖̤̳̩͍͉̥̜͒̿͌͛̋̀̿͊̉̂̔͛͂́̈̔͒͊̎̅̀͂̓̋͆̌̈́̐̌͗̐̚͘͘͜͝͝͝͝͝͝ͅŞ̷̢̨̗͉̹͕͙̺̩̫̼͙̯̺̭̺͓̬̖̯͖͓̦̩̺̦̗̪̬̿̎͂̿̒̊̓̋̇͋̇͐̄́̈́̃̃̚͘͘̚͘͜͝ͅ ̴̨̡̧̢̧͔͍̭̭̥̜̩̻̯̜̗͓̺͚̫̺̣̣̤̭͔͈͇̮̪̯̱͙͓̩̰̦̹̜͚̺̖̯͇̯̻̼̺̪̎̋̈́̒̽̈́͘͜Ȃ̵̖̮͇̙͓̪̪̥̦̟̜̰̗̮̬̗̜̤͈̪̳̼̱̮̩͎̭̩͇̖̟͇̈́̓̉̚N̶̢̡̡̡̡̛̛̛͎̘̼͍̰̗̳̻̰̖̙̭̦͇͉͕̭͓̖͍̜̤̝̥̠͎̣̗̜̺̮̘̥̬̖̫̺̹͓͈̤͓͆̀͛͂̑̽̄̇̐͆̀̊̀͑̈̇͐̓̌͗͒̎̒̚̚͜͠͠͝͝ͅͅD̸̡͕͖̯̰̤̲͇̹̲͓̪̮̤̹͔͍͂̐̈́̓͒̽̓̾̃͛̃͑̓̎̍́́̍̂́͆̊͒̒̌͐̃̂̆̐̓͒́̀̈́́̐̏́̕̕̕͝͠͝ ̴̨̛̛̛͎̲̼̮̥̫͈̹̗͕̩̲̙̻̺̯̬͍̥̄̓̄̑̔̔̄̅͋͗̎̂͊̽̊̀̓̄̇̌̅͐́̿̓̂̚̕͜͜Ļ̶̛̦̞͎̠͎̱͓́̔̒̈́̏̿̈̅͋̔͐́̆͑̎̓͊̀͊͆̀́̇͋̀̎͌̈͒̎̔̽̓̀͐̚̚͜͠ͅỞ̶̧̢̢̛̛̥̟͕͔̠̦̬̤̱͔͈̪̰̝̙̖̙̳̰̗̱̀́͆̂͑̌̀̑̿͌̃̈́̂̓͋͒̐̆̒͋̀̽͛̚̕͝͠͝O̴̧̢̡̢̨̨͖̹̲͈̭͚̥͈͖̜͖̫͇̠̻̠̹͚͎͓͈̬͈̟̼̥̠͖͕̱̳͇̻̯͇̙̩̮͚̯͂̆̇̒̔̍̿̿̎̀̃̈́͗̉̐̔̈́̈́̋͐̈́̕͘̕͘̕̚͝ͅM̴̧̢̛̦͔̼̻̞̣̱͖̤̳̩͍͉̥̜͒̿͌͛̋̀̿͊̉̂̔͛͂́̈̔͒͊̎̅̀͂̓̋͆̌̈́̐̌͗̐̚͘͘͜͝͝͝͝͝͝ͅŞ̷̢̨̗͉̹͕͙̺̩̫̼͙̯̺̭̺͓̬̖̯͖͓̦̩̺̦̗̪̬̿̎͂̿̒̊̓̋̇͋̇͐̄́̈́̃̃̚͘͘̚͘͜͝ͅ A̸̧̗͚̖͇̦̗̻̟͈͔̱̞͔͚̥̩̩̮̪͛̾͋͜ͅŅ̶͔̹̼̬̮͇̘̜͙̠̰̟͚̜̣̦͈̇̑͑̌͝Ḏ̷̢̧̘̺̙̺̹̺̩̯͙͚͚̹̣̟̣͉̬͕͎̜̩̮͉͈͙̝͕̝̙̞̖͕̰̦̦̹̬̩̪͇͔̠̇̓͐̈́̀̃̌̈̓̑̂͋̍̎̏͂͐̾͑̔͛͌̓͊͌̌̕͜͠͠͝ ̷̡̧̧̫̰̫͙̙͕̜̻̝̯̠͓̣͉̟̙̺̜̤̜͓̥̮̪̘̂̋͊͂͌̐͛̍̃̎̔̕̕͘͜L̶̛͈̄̓̋́̃̓͂͑͌̇͐̊̇́̆̎̈́̍̂̈́̿́̓̂͛̀̏͆͗̍̄̀̈̅̑̂̒̓̎͊͘̕̚̚͘̚͠Ǫ̵̛̹̦̰̝̞͈̩͎̱̳̟͚̱͙̬̱͕̦̜̉̀̑̈̈́̎̂̄̈́̓͋̓̄̋̉̐͋̈́̏̓̀͂̚͠O̴̢̢̧̢̡̦͎͎̲͕̖͚̤͙̪̹͎̠͍̹͎͇͚̙͔͙̜̖͉̣̘̲̣̘̟̲̠̪̻̙̭̒̌͛́͒͗͋́̏͗͌̀͆͗͐̄͑̌́͛͆̕͜Ḿ̶̢̢̨̢̧͓̱̫̻̺̫̩̜̭̥̜̫̹̘͈͎̭̪̟͕̙͎̞̩̱̪̻̽̔̄̾͗̅̇̐͆̎̃͑͑͋̌̿̕̚͝S̴̨̨͉̦͚͍̖͍̤̟̯̪͚̘̘̙͕̫͓̥͓̬͇̣̦̣̼̮̲̔̈́͆́̈́̈̒̒̈̍̅̆͑̉̊͑̂́͒͋͒̊͑͗͐̓̿́͘͜͝͝͝͠͝͝͠]̴̡̢̬͓̠̪͔̜̯͎̖͉̻̙̩̹̞̳̻̭͎͑͛͊̋̎̓͛̏̑̌͑̃̾͂͌̋̏̅̚͠͝͠͠ ̴̨̡̧̢͔͍̭̭̥̜̩̻̯̜̗͓̺͚̫̺̣̣̤̭͔͈͇̮̪̯̱͙͓̩̰̦̹̜͚̺̖̯͇̯̻̼̺̪̎̋̈́̒̽̈́͘͜
[the aura only grows bigger more looming and ever-present]
[this post emanates an ominous aura]
i lied. i just wanted to make a six seven joke. i fucked up the whole pie. 8 slices of pepperoni and bacon pizza are currently in my stomach and i'm gonna go into a food coma real soon.
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >U<
Oh ho..... *sniffles* T__T Karkat-kuuuun......................................
nOt pItY Er wElL It fUcKiNg iS? yEr nOt mY PaLeBrO BuT I DuNnO ThIs tImE ShIt iS CoMpLiCaTeD? a mOtHeRfUcKeR LiKeS YoU MaN, wAnT YoU To bE SaFe oR WhAtEvEr. I AiN'T UsInG ThEsE FuCkInG CaEgErS AnYwAy.
)O: jUsT FuCkInG TaKe eM MaN? dOn't gOtTa bE PrIdEfUl oR WhAtEvEr. My pAlEbRo gEtTiNg cUlLeD In aNy tImElInE AiN'T CoOl
)O: aW BrOtHa i cAn sEnD YoU SoMe cAeGeRs WhAt's yEr sLaShApP?
lowkey wouldnt mind if aliens kidnapped me #sleepdeprived #aliens #alien #kidnapping #alienswhokidnap #what
mines fatter #hatey0urself
fuck off who even are you
robco search baddies near me
eh not interested im having fun fucking around
oh i always talk like a normal fucker but in this particular thread i am absolutely fucking around and finding out
Alright. 6ut 6e sure t9 pr9perly tag y9ur p9sts next time.
Might I add that the cw-self-harm tag is required f9r this p9st in acc9rdance with the site rules.
Ahem. That's n9t a pr9per trigger warning. Here let me help y9u. #suicide #suicideideati9n #suicidal
Let me add 9n an9ther. #cw-self-harm
even if i could it wouldnt mean shit right now the clock aint tickin for me just yet
@carcinogenGayneticist are you hating my post because I am a woman? #nsfw whats this got to do with you?
hmmmm i dunno sounds like it
My address is public and yet no one came to kill me. #nsfw #violence #cowards
honestly davebot is so real for that cause me too
i dunno id consider myself annoying especially throught this whole conversation
dont help me im right where i want to be
hmmmmm beeep beep boop does not compute sorry karkat guess were dancing this tango until you stop it
hahah come on just one more oooo you know you wanna especially since im not gonna do that
hmmmm your words are logged and taken into consideration however that is not my directive and i wont be doing that beep boop
hmmmmm i dunno i think ive seen it enough to think it just sucks dude
oh yeah? is that so? no joy and whimsy huh i dunno maybe i dont after literal multitudes of memories flooded my entire being ive seen everything do i really need to see it again? i think im good actually haha
haha yeah lay it on me man whatcha got let that rage bubble and boil
hmmm hmmm hmm ok i got it troll princess bride sucked
Hey, this is a really good edit, man.
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oh incredibly but if trollbama can do it then so can i
i think the baseline is that we were always a freak but im feeling a particular way rn and i need to feel something
hahaha heeeeey you should keep yelling at me
hey karkats troll version of hitch sucks
looking totally cute today karkat, i hope youre enjoying the beach you might wanna get some sunscreen though cause it looks like youre about to become somebodies seafood boil drenched in an unholy amount of spices and butter with that burn
HI GAYER ME.