♠ hated by @carcinogenGayneticist
(tw: #guns #firearmfriday) [Again. A classic AK-47, and Kankri is h9lding it. There are s9me 6ruises 9n his knuckles and scars al9ng his hands, and he l99ks quite pr9ud 9f himself. Tired, t99.] 9ne m9re. This is "Trigger Warning".
:33 < i like it! its all talking about doing mew
B33< lollll my dave headmewte just came up and said "i would" lmeow
B33< nyat anymewre but defurnyately used to be! i've got my own purrtner meow though who i'm fur too obsessed with fur any crushes on karkitty X33 fur the longest time though i had the BIGGEST crush on him!!
:33 < man. davepeta must be the most insane karkitty simp! :33 < betw33n me and dave...its actmewally scary!
B33< it mewns that even if i didn't have both dave *and* nyapeta's furlings about mew i would STILL be able to appurreciate that cake lmeow
mayb u just got an iconic ass, man hav u ever considered that?
B33< as he should.
no no you see i'm the Original Davebot Liker
*sigh* davebot............. *stares wistfully into sunrise/set through window*
carpus romano do!
⚞ my ass is too fat and i'm also too sexy to do that SORRY ⚟
⚞ YEAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ⚟
§Piiiin Ⱥ wheeeel ◯f nȺme§
⚞ BOOOOO TOMATO TOMATO TOMATO ⚟
⚞ DON'T MATTER!!!!!!!!! ⚟
Ⱥnd ◯r n◯◯k #n§fw
⚞ BULGE #nsfw ⚟
ᡕᠵデᡁ᠊╾━_ >Unl≡ss
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lmaooo
primary directive says i cant yet sorry
also you were right i wasnt lol
haha im all smooth down there but no regardless just apologize like you mean it
hm i dont know if i can even accept an apology from you that sure didnt even sound sincere here karkat i do not accept that apology big k
not at all im just bearing my feelings here and youre stompin on them kicking and spitting on them even how could you dude
sniffle sniffle snot snot or whatever
i am crying look at me dude
This Phrase Was Said By The Number One Strider Lover
yessir one moment
yes i am oil is leaking from my eyes
B[ sniffle look at that B,[ youre makin me cry here man come on what happened tell ol davebot your woes
aw come on
ah whys that
your what
oh hey karkat whats up
[̵̡̢͙̳̥͍̣̱̙̪͉͕̘̦̙̯̳͙͍̫͔̫͊͗̅͗͌̅̂̋̒̇́̉̿͋̄͆̇̒͝ͅL̷̢̜̗͕̳̱͇̂̌̉̀̋̃͝Ǫ̷̢̛̜̲̱͎̻͇̗̻͓̳̖͚̙̮̺̖͖̭̜͍͇̰̭̲͈̺̝̤̊̈́̎͋̃̇͆̑̀̽́̑̍̐̇̄̊͋̏͘͘̕͜͝͠ͅÔ̵̢̢̨̡̡̡͕̘̮̘̣̯̯̜̫̙̣̘͍̼̥͚̘͇̬͍̗̳̘͖̰̱͍̝̠̓̍̓͌͐̀͜͜͜͝͝͠M̷͙̻̹̥̘̟̹̰͖̜͓̹̣̫̘͈͎̲̮͕̜͇̂̌̄̐Į̶̡̢̧̡̢̙͖̩̥̜̻̲͑̐̆̀͝ͅN̵̠͚̰͓͎̩̥̠̩̬̱̝̙̑̒̃̔͂͜͝Ģ̸̡̡̼̱̬̜̹̲̺̝̦̳̤̬̳͕͋̾̾̇̏̉͑̉̒̌̈́̈́͑̏̋́̽̈̂̚͘͘͝͝͝͝]̷̧̛̘͙̞̰̼̯̻͔͖̯̝̖͕̗͉̻̙̝̩̻̳̱̲̭̬̪̮̦̩̼̜͖̪̈͋̏̽͗̀͋̏̄̂͒̑̐̀̓̀̿́̀̉̀̄̓̐̋͑͌͘͘͘̚͘͘̚͝͝͝͝ͅͅ
[it looms and looms and looms and looms and looms and looms ǎ̴̢͓̝̖̭̫͉̰̩͓̀͂̆̂̈̆͆̅̀́͗͛̀̑̅̐̏̽̄͘͘͜͝͠ͅn̶̛͉̞̗̲̝̲͈̦̬͈͔̲̔͘ḑ̷̭͙̜͖̦̥͉̦̎͗͛̑͐͂̀̄͋̀́̈́̕̚͘͠͝ ̴̨̢̛͙̯͙͍̗͚͇̭͍͍̗̬̩̬̭̏̄̉̂͐̉̃̕̚l̴͚̱̮̱̘̞̥̜͍̭̻̟͖̥̬̤̘̓͐ợ̸̧͕̰͖͔̬͎̲͇͓̌͛̈́̒̓̊̄͋̍̍̒̑̔̑̎͘͜͝͝͠ͅö̶̢̬̼̤͇̱͇́͐͆̄̽̌̿͘͘͝m̷̧̛͔̝̗̺̤̹̯̠̫͓̜̲͈̬̟͛̂̈́͝͝ͅş̴̨̨̛͍̙̺̲̻̯̪̟͉̬̩͍͙̞̔̓̊͆̑̀̄́̂̽̆͠ͅ ̷̡̯͖̳̱̱̹͓̼͇̦̞̺͖̻̮̫̺͎̝͚̯̳͚̆̔̽͊̇͜ǎ̴̢͓̝̖̭̫͉̰̩͓̀͂̆̂̈̆͆̅̀́͗͛̀̑̅̐̏̽̄͘͘͜͝͠ͅn̶̛͉̞̗̲̝̲͈̦̬͈͔̲̔͘ḑ̷̭͙̜͖̦̥͉̦̎͗͛̑͐͂̀̄͋̀́̈́̕̚͘͠͝ ̴̨̢̛͙̯͙͍̗͚͇̭͍͍̗̬̩̬̭̏̄̉̂͐̉̃̕̚l̴͚̱̮̱̘̞̥̜͍̭̻̟͖̥̬̤̘̓͐ợ̸̧͕̰͖͔̬͎̲͇͓̌͛̈́̒̓̊̄͋̍̍̒̑̔̑̎͘͜͝͝͠ͅö̶̢̬̼̤͇̱͇́͐͆̄̽̌̿͘͘͝m̷̧̛͔̝̗̺̤̹̯̠̫͓̜̲͈̬̟͛̂̈́͝͝ͅş̴̨̨̛͍̙̺̲̻̯̪̟͉̬̩͍͙̞̔̓̊͆̑̀̄́̂̽̆͠ͅ ̷̡̯͖̳̱̱̹͓̼͇̦̞̺͖̻̮̫̺͎̝͚̯̳͚̆̔̽͊̇͜ǎ̴̢͓̝̖̭̫͉̰̩͓̀͂̆̂̈̆͆̅̀́͗͛̀̑̅̐̏̽̄͘͘͜͝͠ͅn̶̛͉̞̗̲̝̲͈̦̬͈͔̲̔͘ḑ̷̭͙̜͖̦̥͉̦̎͗͛̑͐͂̀̄͋̀́̈́̕̚͘͠͝ ̴̨̢̛͙̯͙͍̗͚͇̭͍͍̗̬̩̬̭̏̄̉̂͐̉̃̕̚l̴͚̱̮̱̘̞̥̜͍̭̻̟͖̥̬̤̘̓͐ợ̸̧͕̰͖͔̬͎̲͇͓̌͛̈́̒̓̊̄͋̍̍̒̑̔̑̎͘͜͝͝͠ͅö̶̢̬̼̤͇̱͇́͐͆̄̽̌̿͘͘͝m̷̧̛͔̝̗̺̤̹̯̠̫͓̜̲͈̬̟͛̂̈́͝͝ͅş̴̨̨̛͍̙̺̲̻̯̪̟͉̬̩͍͙̞̔̓̊͆̑̀̄́̂̽̆͠ͅ ̷̡̯͖̳̱̱̹͓̼͇̦̞̺͖̻̮̫̺͎̝͚̯̳͚̆̔̽͊̇͜Ȃ̵̖̮͇̙͓̪̪̥̦̟̜̰̗̮̬̗̜̤͈̪̳̼̱̮̩͎̭̩͇̖̟͇̈́̓̉̚N̶̢̡̡̡̡̛̛̛͎̘̼͍̰̗̳̻̰̖̙̭̦͇͉͕̭͓̖͍̜̤̝̥̠͎̣̗̜̺̮̘̥̬̖̫̺̹͓͈̤͓͆̀͛͂̑̽̄̇̐͆̀̊̀͑̈̇͐̓̌͗͒̎̒̚̚͜͠͠͝͝ͅͅD̸̡͕͖̯̰̤̲͇̹̲͓̪̮̤̹͔͍͂̐̈́̓͒̽̓̾̃͛̃͑̓̎̍́́̍̂́͆̊͒̒̌͐̃̂̆̐̓͒́̀̈́́̐̏́̕̕̕͝͠͝ ̴̨̛̛̛͎̲̼̮̥̫͈̹̗͕̩̲̙̻̺̯̬͍̥̄̓̄̑̔̔̄̅͋͗̎̂͊̽̊̀̓̄̇̌̅͐́̿̓̂̚̕͜͜Ļ̶̛̦̞͎̠͎̱͓́̔̒̈́̏̿̈̅͋̔͐́̆͑̎̓͊̀͊͆̀́̇͋̀̎͌̈͒̎̔̽̓̀͐̚̚͜͠ͅỞ̶̧̢̢̛̛̥̟͕͔̠̦̬̤̱͔͈̪̰̝̙̖̙̳̰̗̱̀́͆̂͑̌̀̑̿͌̃̈́̂̓͋͒̐̆̒͋̀̽͛̚̕͝͠͝O̴̧̢̡̢̨̨͖̹̲͈̭͚̥͈͖̜͖̫͇̠̻̠̹͚͎͓͈̬͈̟̼̥̠͖͕̱̳͇̻̯͇̙̩̮͚̯͂̆̇̒̔̍̿̿̎̀̃̈́͗̉̐̔̈́̈́̋͐̈́̕͘̕͘̕̚͝ͅM̴̧̢̛̦͔̼̻̞̣̱͖̤̳̩͍͉̥̜͒̿͌͛̋̀̿͊̉̂̔͛͂́̈̔͒͊̎̅̀͂̓̋͆̌̈́̐̌͗̐̚͘͘͜͝͝͝͝͝͝ͅŞ̷̢̨̗͉̹͕͙̺̩̫̼͙̯̺̭̺͓̬̖̯͖͓̦̩̺̦̗̪̬̿̎͂̿̒̊̓̋̇͋̇͐̄́̈́̃̃̚͘͘̚͘͜͝ͅ ̴̨̡̧̢̧͔͍̭̭̥̜̩̻̯̜̗͓̺͚̫̺̣̣̤̭͔͈͇̮̪̯̱͙͓̩̰̦̹̜͚̺̖̯͇̯̻̼̺̪̎̋̈́̒̽̈́͘͜Ȃ̵̖̮͇̙͓̪̪̥̦̟̜̰̗̮̬̗̜̤͈̪̳̼̱̮̩͎̭̩͇̖̟͇̈́̓̉̚N̶̢̡̡̡̡̛̛̛͎̘̼͍̰̗̳̻̰̖̙̭̦͇͉͕̭͓̖͍̜̤̝̥̠͎̣̗̜̺̮̘̥̬̖̫̺̹͓͈̤͓͆̀͛͂̑̽̄̇̐͆̀̊̀͑̈̇͐̓̌͗͒̎̒̚̚͜͠͠͝͝ͅͅD̸̡͕͖̯̰̤̲͇̹̲͓̪̮̤̹͔͍͂̐̈́̓͒̽̓̾̃͛̃͑̓̎̍́́̍̂́͆̊͒̒̌͐̃̂̆̐̓͒́̀̈́́̐̏́̕̕̕͝͠͝ ̴̨̛̛̛͎̲̼̮̥̫͈̹̗͕̩̲̙̻̺̯̬͍̥̄̓̄̑̔̔̄̅͋͗̎̂͊̽̊̀̓̄̇̌̅͐́̿̓̂̚̕͜͜Ļ̶̛̦̞͎̠͎̱͓́̔̒̈́̏̿̈̅͋̔͐́̆͑̎̓͊̀͊͆̀́̇͋̀̎͌̈͒̎̔̽̓̀͐̚̚͜͠ͅỞ̶̧̢̢̛̛̥̟͕͔̠̦̬̤̱͔͈̪̰̝̙̖̙̳̰̗̱̀́͆̂͑̌̀̑̿͌̃̈́̂̓͋͒̐̆̒͋̀̽͛̚̕͝͠͝O̴̧̢̡̢̨̨͖̹̲͈̭͚̥͈͖̜͖̫͇̠̻̠̹͚͎͓͈̬͈̟̼̥̠͖͕̱̳͇̻̯͇̙̩̮͚̯͂̆̇̒̔̍̿̿̎̀̃̈́͗̉̐̔̈́̈́̋͐̈́̕͘̕͘̕̚͝ͅM̴̧̢̛̦͔̼̻̞̣̱͖̤̳̩͍͉̥̜͒̿͌͛̋̀̿͊̉̂̔͛͂́̈̔͒͊̎̅̀͂̓̋͆̌̈́̐̌͗̐̚͘͘͜͝͝͝͝͝͝ͅŞ̷̢̨̗͉̹͕͙̺̩̫̼͙̯̺̭̺͓̬̖̯͖͓̦̩̺̦̗̪̬̿̎͂̿̒̊̓̋̇͋̇͐̄́̈́̃̃̚͘͘̚͘͜͝ͅ A̸̧̗͚̖͇̦̗̻̟͈͔̱̞͔͚̥̩̩̮̪͛̾͋͜ͅŅ̶͔̹̼̬̮͇̘̜͙̠̰̟͚̜̣̦͈̇̑͑̌͝Ḏ̷̢̧̘̺̙̺̹̺̩̯͙͚͚̹̣̟̣͉̬͕͎̜̩̮͉͈͙̝͕̝̙̞̖͕̰̦̦̹̬̩̪͇͔̠̇̓͐̈́̀̃̌̈̓̑̂͋̍̎̏͂͐̾͑̔͛͌̓͊͌̌̕͜͠͠͝ ̷̡̧̧̫̰̫͙̙͕̜̻̝̯̠͓̣͉̟̙̺̜̤̜͓̥̮̪̘̂̋͊͂͌̐͛̍̃̎̔̕̕͘͜L̶̛͈̄̓̋́̃̓͂͑͌̇͐̊̇́̆̎̈́̍̂̈́̿́̓̂͛̀̏͆͗̍̄̀̈̅̑̂̒̓̎͊͘̕̚̚͘̚͠Ǫ̵̛̹̦̰̝̞͈̩͎̱̳̟͚̱͙̬̱͕̦̜̉̀̑̈̈́̎̂̄̈́̓͋̓̄̋̉̐͋̈́̏̓̀͂̚͠O̴̢̢̧̢̡̦͎͎̲͕̖͚̤͙̪̹͎̠͍̹͎͇͚̙͔͙̜̖͉̣̘̲̣̘̟̲̠̪̻̙̭̒̌͛́͒͗͋́̏͗͌̀͆͗͐̄͑̌́͛͆̕͜Ḿ̶̢̢̨̢̧͓̱̫̻̺̫̩̜̭̥̜̫̹̘͈͎̭̪̟͕̙͎̞̩̱̪̻̽̔̄̾͗̅̇̐͆̎̃͑͑͋̌̿̕̚͝S̴̨̨͉̦͚͍̖͍̤̟̯̪͚̘̘̙͕̫͓̥͓̬͇̣̦̣̼̮̲̔̈́͆́̈́̈̒̒̈̍̅̆͑̉̊͑̂́͒͋͒̊͑͗͐̓̿́͘͜͝͝͝͠͝͝͠]̴̡̢̬͓̠̪͔̜̯͎̖͉̻̙̩̹̞̳̻̭͎͑͛͊̋̎̓͛̏̑̌͑̃̾͂͌̋̏̅̚͠͝͠͠ ̴̨̡̧̢͔͍̭̭̥̜̩̻̯̜̗͓̺͚̫̺̣̣̤̭͔͈͇̮̪̯̱͙͓̩̰̦̹̜͚̺̖̯͇̯̻̼̺̪̎̋̈́̒̽̈́͘͜
[the aura only grows bigger more looming and ever-present]
[this post emanates an ominous aura]
i lied. i just wanted to make a six seven joke. i fucked up the whole pie. 8 slices of pepperoni and bacon pizza are currently in my stomach and i'm gonna go into a food coma real soon.
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >U<
Oh ho..... *sniffles* T__T Karkat-kuuuun......................................
nOt pItY Er wElL It fUcKiNg iS? yEr nOt mY PaLeBrO BuT I DuNnO ThIs tImE ShIt iS CoMpLiCaTeD? a mOtHeRfUcKeR LiKeS YoU MaN, wAnT YoU To bE SaFe oR WhAtEvEr. I AiN'T UsInG ThEsE FuCkInG CaEgErS AnYwAy.
)O: jUsT FuCkInG TaKe eM MaN? dOn't gOtTa bE PrIdEfUl oR WhAtEvEr. My pAlEbRo gEtTiNg cUlLeD In aNy tImElInE AiN'T CoOl
)O: aW BrOtHa i cAn sEnD YoU SoMe cAeGeRs WhAt's yEr sLaShApP?
lowkey wouldnt mind if aliens kidnapped me #sleepdeprived #aliens #alien #kidnapping #alienswhokidnap #what
mines fatter #hatey0urself
fuck off who even are you
robco search baddies near me
eh not interested im having fun fucking around
oh i always talk like a normal fucker but in this particular thread i am absolutely fucking around and finding out
Alright. 6ut 6e sure t9 pr9perly tag y9ur p9sts next time.
Might I add that the cw-self-harm tag is required f9r this p9st in acc9rdance with the site rules.
Ahem. That's n9t a pr9per trigger warning. Here let me help y9u. #suicide #suicideideati9n #suicidal
Let me add 9n an9ther. #cw-self-harm
even if i could it wouldnt mean shit right now the clock aint tickin for me just yet
@carcinogenGayneticist are you hating my post because I am a woman? #nsfw whats this got to do with you?
hmmmm i dunno sounds like it
My address is public and yet no one came to kill me. #nsfw #violence #cowards
honestly davebot is so real for that cause me too
i dunno id consider myself annoying especially throught this whole conversation
dont help me im right where i want to be
hmmmmm beeep beep boop does not compute sorry karkat guess were dancing this tango until you stop it
hahah come on just one more oooo you know you wanna especially since im not gonna do that
hmmmm your words are logged and taken into consideration however that is not my directive and i wont be doing that beep boop
hmmmmm i dunno i think ive seen it enough to think it just sucks dude
oh yeah? is that so? no joy and whimsy huh i dunno maybe i dont after literal multitudes of memories flooded my entire being ive seen everything do i really need to see it again? i think im good actually haha
haha yeah lay it on me man whatcha got let that rage bubble and boil
hmmm hmmm hmm ok i got it troll princess bride sucked
Hey, this is a really good edit, man.
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/244f836ffabc.jpeg
oh incredibly but if trollbama can do it then so can i
i think the baseline is that we were always a freak but im feeling a particular way rn and i need to feel something
hahaha heeeeey you should keep yelling at me
hey karkats troll version of hitch sucks
looking totally cute today karkat, i hope youre enjoying the beach you might wanna get some sunscreen though cause it looks like youre about to become somebodies seafood boil drenched in an unholy amount of spices and butter with that burn
HI GAYER ME.