OK. MIGHT AS WELL DOCUMENT MY FINDINGS TO THE GRAND AUDIENCE OF ZERO WHO ACTUALLY READS THROUGH THESE POSTS. THE GIRL, ROXY, (OR "POPROX" AS SHE ASKED ME TO CALL HER, WHICH I WILL NOT.) IS A NULL WITCH. HER ROOMMATE, "DIRK", (NOT ROMANTICALLY INVOLVED, FROM WHAT I CAN TELL.) IS A WOLF WHO LIVES WITH HER PARTTIME AND OUT ON THE NEARBY MOUNTAIN WITH HIS BROTHER PARTTIME. I DIDNT MEET HIM TODAY. WITH MEDIAL OFFENSE DIRECTED TO THIS UTTERLY BATSHIT MANIC PIXIE DREAMBITCH, HE SEEMS LIKE THE BRAINS OF THE CANDY GOLEM OPERATION. HE GOT THE MATERIALS AND FIGURED OUT HOW TO DO IT, AND SHE PROVIDED THE ACTUAL MAGIC. ASSUMEDLY, HE WAS ALSO THE MODEL FOR "HAL", WHICH. SEEMS UTTERLY FUCKING NARCISSTIC TO ME, BUT WHATEVER. I DIDNT KNOW THERE WERE WOLVES LIVING NEARBY, SO. MIGHT LOOK INTO THAT TOMORROW. IF I CAN MANAGE TO GET UP THERE. YEAH. WHATEVER. GEEZ, CHERRY, WHAT A FINALE TO YOUR LONG FUCKING WINDED MONOLOGUE ABOUT SOME BORING WITCH YOU MET. I DONT CARE. YOULL TAKE MY RAMBLING SLOP BECAUSE I DONT HAVE ANYTHING BETTER TO SAY.
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