Roxy 'Pop-Roxs' Lalonde
@tipsyGallantry
lalalalalal!!!!! null witchhhy witch ; 3 she/any prniouns,,, <3<#,<#,<3<3<3 ((OOC: au w/ my friend based off the namiverse lalalala : 33))
u alls shuld liek check out sum of cherbears posts n stuffies eepecily if ure liek cutrious about this wwote alrernat universie stuffs he posts sum junks abuts it n stuffies @carcinoidGarbage there es is lols // #substances ?? do i have to tag that?? idk...
GOD. I REALLY SHOULD NOT HAVE MENTIONED THIS SITE TO YOU. I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN BETTER. I SHOULD HAVE TRIED TO SPARE THE POOR SOULS ON HERE FROM YOU DRUNK POSTING WHATEVER BULLSHIT FALLS OUT OF YOUR SKULL AND MUDDYING UP THE SITE WITH USELESS NONSENSE SPAM. // #substance ?
dam i wuz hoping 4 fr cheerbearz
he moer so grummpy bear trbh :ppp but i call hims cherbears cus its cutteee llolllllolololll
it IS cutes u rite
pobably gonna spam posties here cus roomie aint homies yah knows? noe ones to talk withs n stufff lololsss we chills with that??yah?? kbgoods // #substances
hayyy funny chiitr placceee its me yur gurrll rocy u can call me pop-rox as well just a null witch from sumthin yalls would calls a alternaet univurse or sumthin yaknows!!! cuurrently kinda tipsy wipsy yah onows?? just wanted to say hais ya knowss thats alls buhbye wierd other universe mes and everyone elses ; 3 // #substances im gonna tag all the drunk posts with that just incase... idont wanna b kills...
hiii and byyye!
OK. MIGHT AS WELL DOCUMENT MY FINDINGS TO THE GRAND AUDIENCE OF ZERO WHO ACTUALLY READS THROUGH THESE POSTS. THE GIRL, ROXY, (OR "POPROX" AS SHE ASKED ME TO CALL HER, WHICH I WILL NOT.) IS A NULL WITCH. HER ROOMMATE, "DIRK", (NOT ROMANTICALLY INVOLVED, FROM WHAT I CAN TELL.) IS A WOLF WHO LIVES WITH HER PARTTIME AND OUT ON THE NEARBY MOUNTAIN WITH HIS BROTHER PARTTIME. I DIDNT MEET HIM TODAY. WITH MEDIAL OFFENSE DIRECTED TO THIS UTTERLY BATSHIT MANIC PIXIE DREAMBITCH, HE SEEMS LIKE THE BRAINS OF THE CANDY GOLEM OPERATION. HE GOT THE MATERIALS AND FIGURED OUT HOW TO DO IT, AND SHE PROVIDED THE ACTUAL MAGIC. ASSUMEDLY, HE WAS ALSO THE MODEL FOR "HAL", WHICH. SEEMS UTTERLY FUCKING NARCISSTIC TO ME, BUT WHATEVER. I DIDNT KNOW THERE WERE WOLVES LIVING NEARBY, SO. MIGHT LOOK INTO THAT TOMORROW. IF I CAN MANAGE TO GET UP THERE. YEAH. WHATEVER. GEEZ, CHERRY, WHAT A FINALE TO YOUR LONG FUCKING WINDED MONOLOGUE ABOUT SOME BORING WITCH YOU MET. I DONT CARE. YOULL TAKE MY RAMBLING SLOP BECAUSE I DONT HAVE ANYTHING BETTER TO SAY.
daawwweee cher-bear u wrote abuot meeeee ya soooo cuettsss!! <3<#,#<3
// I dont usually do this first but. since this is an AU (and a kinda specific one at that) Im writing a pinned/au explanation thing here before I actually start posting as this guy. !!! https://file.garden/ae6oRvOtfC9BcMqQ/cherrykarref.png This au doesnt really have a name ive just nicknamed it Documentarian Cherry in my head... Or you can just call it like. That fuckin homestuck namiverse au. CAUSE THATS BASIS!!! if you've never played nomnomnami games (lonely wolf treat, syrup and the ultimate sweet, etc) the main borrowed parts of world building are the kemonomimi-like designs and societal dynamics..... YES!! this au has furries. and witches. and imps. and people made of candy. and its gonna be fun if you just roll with it ok. Karkat (nicknamed Cherry by friends, but you can call them either they dgaf...) is a BORING ASS HUMAN (only one in the au. dw) who researches other species and societies to document and stuff . If youre interested in other characters in this au!!! DONT WORRY!!! Cherry will probably be posting them or posting about them pretty often so you'll get to see them :) PLUS some friends of mine may make chittrs for other characters from this au soon, eheheh... this is muns first time rping karkat so. if hes a little off. FORGIVE ME!!!!! or just blame it on him bein an au or something, idk. hes singelll so you can flirt ? if you want ? but he might be mean and also mun doesnt wanna rp anything too nsfw so keep that in mind pls and ty. ☝️ I think thats. all I have to say rn. IM SO NERVOUS BLAGHH this au is very new so things may change and. I may get embarrassed and kill cherry and this au very fast, /j yeah anyways please enjoy my queer furry witch buullllllllllshit. thank you. actual ic posts coming soon (whenever I stop being so so so afraid,)
https://file.garden/ae6oRvOtfC9BcMqQ/roxy.png SHES BARELY LISTENING TO A DAMN WORD I SAY. URGGGHH. DETERMINED TO BE AS IRRITATING AS POSSIBLE. // @tipsyGallantry this au roxy has an account now. by the way ! :3
AYYYYEEE DATS UR GURKKLLK!!!! MEEEE!!! HEEYYYYYY AHHHH <3<#,#<,3<3,<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<#
GET OFF YOUR DAMN PHONE TO RESPOND TO MY STUPID CHIT. IM TRYING TO ACTUALLY ASK YOU SHIT. OH MY GOD.