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GOD. I REALLY SHOULD NOT HAVE MENTIONED THIS SITE TO YOU. I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN BETTER. I SHOULD HAVE TRIED TO SPARE THE POOR SOULS ON HERE FROM YOU DRUNK POSTING WHATEVER BULLSHIT FALLS OUT OF YOUR SKULL AND MUDDYING UP THE SITE WITH USELESS NONSENSE SPAM. // #substance ?

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OK. MIGHT AS WELL DOCUMENT MY FINDINGS TO THE GRAND AUDIENCE OF ZERO WHO ACTUALLY READS THROUGH THESE POSTS. THE GIRL, ROXY, (OR "POPROX" AS SHE ASKED ME TO CALL HER, WHICH I WILL NOT.) IS A NULL WITCH. HER ROOMMATE, "DIRK", (NOT ROMANTICALLY INVOLVED, FROM WHAT I CAN TELL.) IS A WOLF WHO LIVES WITH HER PARTTIME AND OUT ON THE NEARBY MOUNTAIN WITH HIS BROTHER PARTTIME. I DIDNT MEET HIM TODAY. WITH MEDIAL OFFENSE DIRECTED TO THIS UTTERLY BATSHIT MANIC PIXIE DREAMBITCH, HE SEEMS LIKE THE BRAINS OF THE CANDY GOLEM OPERATION. HE GOT THE MATERIALS AND FIGURED OUT HOW TO DO IT, AND SHE PROVIDED THE ACTUAL MAGIC. ASSUMEDLY, HE WAS ALSO THE MODEL FOR "HAL", WHICH. SEEMS UTTERLY FUCKING NARCISSTIC TO ME, BUT WHATEVER. I DIDNT KNOW THERE WERE WOLVES LIVING NEARBY, SO. MIGHT LOOK INTO THAT TOMORROW. IF I CAN MANAGE TO GET UP THERE. YEAH. WHATEVER. GEEZ, CHERRY, WHAT A FINALE TO YOUR LONG FUCKING WINDED MONOLOGUE ABOUT SOME BORING WITCH YOU MET. I DONT CARE. YOULL TAKE MY RAMBLING SLOP BECAUSE I DONT HAVE ANYTHING BETTER TO SAY.
GET OFF YOUR DAMN PHONE TO RESPOND TO MY STUPID CHIT. IM TRYING TO ACTUALLY ASK YOU SHIT. OH MY GOD.
https://file.garden/ae6oRvOtfC9BcMqQ/roxy.png SHES BARELY LISTENING TO A DAMN WORD I SAY. URGGGHH. DETERMINED TO BE AS IRRITATING AS POSSIBLE. // @tipsyGallantry this au roxy has an account now. by the way ! :3
