Roxy 'Pop-Roxs' Lalonde
@tipsyGallantry
lalalalalal!!!!! null witchhhy witch ; 3 she/any prniouns,,, <3<#,<#,<3<3<3 ((OOC: au w/ my friend based off the namiverse lalalala : 33))
u alls shuld liek check out sum of cherbears posts n stuffies eepecily if ure liek cutrious about this wwote alrernat universie stuffs he posts sum junks abuts it n stuffies @carcinoidGarbage there es is lols // #substances ?? do i have to tag that?? idk...
dam i wuz hoping 4 fr cheerbearz
he moer so grummpy bear trbh :ppp but i call hims cherbears cus its cutteee llolllllolololll
hayyy funny chiitr placceee its me yur gurrll rocy u can call me pop-rox as well just a null witch from sumthin yalls would calls a alternaet univurse or sumthin yaknows!!! cuurrently kinda tipsy wipsy yah onows?? just wanted to say hais ya knowss thats alls buhbye wierd other universe mes and everyone elses ; 3 // #substances im gonna tag all the drunk posts with that just incase... idont wanna b kills...
hiii and byyye!
OK. MIGHT AS WELL DOCUMENT MY FINDINGS TO THE GRAND AUDIENCE OF ZERO WHO ACTUALLY READS THROUGH THESE POSTS. THE GIRL, ROXY, (OR "POPROX" AS SHE ASKED ME TO CALL HER, WHICH I WILL NOT.) IS A NULL WITCH. HER ROOMMATE, "DIRK", (NOT ROMANTICALLY INVOLVED, FROM WHAT I CAN TELL.) IS A WOLF WHO LIVES WITH HER PARTTIME AND OUT ON THE NEARBY MOUNTAIN WITH HIS BROTHER PARTTIME. I DIDNT MEET HIM TODAY. WITH MEDIAL OFFENSE DIRECTED TO THIS UTTERLY BATSHIT MANIC PIXIE DREAMBITCH, HE SEEMS LIKE THE BRAINS OF THE CANDY GOLEM OPERATION. HE GOT THE MATERIALS AND FIGURED OUT HOW TO DO IT, AND SHE PROVIDED THE ACTUAL MAGIC. ASSUMEDLY, HE WAS ALSO THE MODEL FOR "HAL", WHICH. SEEMS UTTERLY FUCKING NARCISSTIC TO ME, BUT WHATEVER. I DIDNT KNOW THERE WERE WOLVES LIVING NEARBY, SO. MIGHT LOOK INTO THAT TOMORROW. IF I CAN MANAGE TO GET UP THERE. YEAH. WHATEVER. GEEZ, CHERRY, WHAT A FINALE TO YOUR LONG FUCKING WINDED MONOLOGUE ABOUT SOME BORING WITCH YOU MET. I DONT CARE. YOULL TAKE MY RAMBLING SLOP BECAUSE I DONT HAVE ANYTHING BETTER TO SAY.
daawwweee cher-bear u wrote abuot meeeee ya soooo cuettsss!! <3<#,#<3
https://file.garden/ae6oRvOtfC9BcMqQ/roxy.png SHES BARELY LISTENING TO A DAMN WORD I SAY. URGGGHH. DETERMINED TO BE AS IRRITATING AS POSSIBLE. // @tipsyGallantry this au roxy has an account now. by the way ! :3
AYYYYEEE DATS UR GURKKLLK!!!! MEEEE!!! HEEYYYYYY AHHHH <3<#,#<,3<3,<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<#
GET OFF YOUR DAMN PHONE TO RESPOND TO MY STUPID CHIT. IM TRYING TO ACTUALLY ASK YOU SHIT. OH MY GOD.