SOULMATES ARE TOTALLY A REAL THING, FOR EVERY QUADRANT. FOR LITERALLY EVERYONE ELSE *EXCEPT* ME.
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ hey, hey, hey, i am actually am part power of friendship on my bunny side. i ACTUALLY god tiered krabby pants. maid of heart right here. embodying that shit and all. lookit you still doing the hemoanon thing we all know kk, yer safe lil man! ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
THE TEXT COLOR JUST HAPPENED TO STICK, AND EVEN IF IM NOT IN DANGER I DON'T HAVE TO ADVERTISE MY MUTANT BLOOD TO EVERYONE. DO YOU EVEN *HAVE* ANY BLOOD?
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ damn ok that's kinda fair, could use my color it's salmony. ₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ya know that's a good question, i got fluids but i'm not a meat boy like SOMEONE. what if i was a big bad fuchsia fr and you just talking to me crazy?? ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
IF THAT DID HAPPEN TO BECOME TRUE I'D PROBABLY BE AT A LOSS FOR WORDS. I WOULD BE THOROUGHLY *GOT* AND I'D LOSE ALL OF MY PRANKSTERS GAMBIT. SO IT'S A GOOD THING IT ISN'T TRUE AND YOU JUST SOUND STUPID.
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ ok "pranksters gambit" lmaoooo what pranks you pulled?? what ha's have you he'd?? you don't know me! i could not even be a robot let along a rabbit! ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
SEE, I STILL DON'T GET WHY YOU JUST BRING THINGS THAT COULD POTENTIALLY BE TRUE BUT PROBABLY AREN'T. IS IT SUPPOSED TO MAKE ME SCARED OF YOU OR SOMETHING? MAYBE I'M NOT EVEN KARKAT? SEE, I CAN DO IT TOO.
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ cause possibilities are fun, only true till it's not ya know? nah if i wanted you scared i'd say something scary. don't wanna cause i like talking to you, duh. who'd you wanna be if you weren't karkat? ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ oooo ok that's a good one. i'd wanna be obama too for the same reason. we can take turns being the former president to fuck with dave. our first pitch date. ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹