PINNED POST!!! You are ATRIAN ELARIT. A fully grown troll at 14 sweeps who somehow WORKS A DEAD END JOB at a TROLLYOTA SCUTTLEBUGGY DEALERSHIP though you probably don't really need to. You deal with customers, direct calls, and do the duties of a peon most days. You were a girl once upon a time, but not any longer. You are, and always were to some extent, A MAN. Those who know you would describe you as a troll with a concerning amount of hobbies, and a fear of commitment. But you heartily disagree, you personally think you have a drive to LEARN NEW THINGS, AND EXPERIENCE WHAT LIFE HAS TO OFFER. And as far as relationships go, you like A LITTLE FLIRTING but honestly just feel AGGRESSIVELY PLATONIC towards everyone. Doesn't matter if it's flushed, pitch, pale, or ashen, any romantic feelings tend to elude you. The disease called FRIENDSHIP is what you are here to offer others, and not much else. Though you might be talked into some kind of palemate situation? Who knows? Not you, that's for sure. But back to the introduction at hand. Some of your hobbies include SEWING and knitting because clothing for fat bitches around here is LAME AS HELL. You also enjoy FIDUSPAWN, FLARP, and GENERAL VIDEOGAME TOMFOOLERY. You tend_to_talk_too_fast_and_in_a_halting_manner_._._._._. Sometimes_you_are_accidentally_condescending_. Your trolltag is @castleYokle to represent your privilege and general uncouth mannerisms. Now say hello, you glorious piece of shit.