I think everyone would benefit from a course or two on improv comedy.
I tried... But the teacher stabbed me in the spleen!!! :(((
Okay, so you were given what we in the busines~s cal~l an of~fer. What did you do with it?
I said thank yxu very much!!! And didn't sx much as wince!!! It's a rule in gentlemanly etiquette tx knxw hxw tx take a jxke after all!!! :DDD
No no, se~e, there's your problem. You "yes"-ed but you didn't "and". I gues~s you never came back for the second clas~s.
Xh... Was the 'me being stabbed' part nxt the punchline...??? Ah gee... Thank yxu fxr the tip Lady Sansiu!!! Will wxrk xn that in the future!!! :DDD Unfxrtunately I missed the secxnd class because I had tx meet with a dxcterrxr tx get my spleen remxved... And that's why I have tx take lightly antibixtics befxre sleeping!!! :DDD
You got~ta escalate bud~dy boy, you ne~eded to give a go~od reaction to being stab~bed, or give the sitch a lil twist. Maybe you coulda step~ped back, let the blo~od spurt out of you like a drinking fountain, then said something like, "Who's going to pay for the carpet cleaning? Ay carumba!"
Huhhh...!!! "Ay caramba"... Are yxu sure??? I'm nxt exactly frxm that part xf Alternia... Wxuldn't it cxme xff as kind xf strange??? I cxuld just say "Ah, gee!!!" That'd prxbably wxrk and give the same result!!! :000
Go~od, go~od, now push it further. Maybe like... "Oh my go~odnes~s gracious!" or "Gol~ly ge~e whiz!"
GXXXXLLLLLYYYYY GEEEEEEEE WHIZ ... ... !!! !!! !!! !!! ...I dxn't really see the pxint in this exercise Lady Sansiu... X)))