I can never find a Handy matching my standards. I know not where to even llook for a sollid Handy that I coulld use in the midst of battlle. The arms industry has fallen llow if they cannot even provide good weapons. Thank you nonethelless Mintyll whom I am choosing not to tag llest I bother he who is dying more than necessary
ᐖ THIS GUY GETTING RUBBEᐖ ON ᐖA BATTLEFIELᐖ??????? ᐛ
dead guy d1d you not know what gett1ng a Handy meant
Of course I know. I can read context cllues to figure out Modern Linguistics.
I see that you are a fellow Smith of arms. Perhaps I coulld acquire a Handy from you of high quallity. I woulldnt want it to break in a fight. In particullar I am seeking strange and unusuall stylles that I have never encountered before. Especially if they woulld llook dignified on a solldier of gender-neutrall persuasion such as mysellf.
ᐖ AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YA I ᑈULᐖ ᐖO THAT ᐛ
Excellent. I llook forward to the fruits of your llabor with great Exitement, and hope that perhaps we coulld compare stylles. I knew it woulld be wise to trust a professionall.
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