8><8ㅤਊne ><ust cਊnfess, a ><ਊst peculiar disquietude has settled upਊn ><y spirit ਊf late. I find ><yself in a state ਊf prਊfਊund intrਊspectiਊn, grappling with a ><ਊst perple><ing a><biguity regarding the ><ery essence ਊf ><y being. It is, I dare say, as thਊugh the wellsprings ਊf ><y true identity ha><e becਊ><e sਊ><ewhat ਊbscured, lea><ing ><e in a state ਊf rather frightful uncertainty. I dਊ belie><e I a>< e><periencing a ><ਊst e><traਊrdinary e><istential quandary.ㅤ8><8
8><8ㅤਊne dਊes wish with all sincerity that such a wish cਊuld be readily gratified, yet I ><ust cਊnfess, with a tਊuch ਊf prਊfਊund regret, that the ><atter appears tਊ be ਊf a rather deeply entrenched nature. Indeed, I harbਊur a distinct suspiciਊn that it ><ay, quite pਊssibly, be an intrinsic cਊ><pਊnent ਊf ਊne's fਊr><ati><e cਊnditiਊning, a rather unfਊrtunate legacy ਊf ਊne's upbringing, I dਊ belie><e.ㅤ8><8
8><8ㅤਊne has, indeed, heard this addage. Thਊugh ਊne is dubiਊus ਊf the ><eracity, thਊugh it wਊuld be uncਊuth tਊ at least nਊt entertain the pਊssibility.ㅤ8><8
O,oh, it's no issue.. I mean, yyou speak how the people around you spoke, you don't have to be sorry for being, uhm.. Verbose. The only real way to develop new speaking habits is to speak with people more. Llike with learning a new language. A,active learning, and stuff. Uhm. A,at the very least, I'm happy to see that you can understand me.. Right? I'd be willing to keep in touch, and, uh, help with the, uhm.. The speaking. It'd be good for me too, ssince, I, uh, nneed an excuse to learn new words.
8><8ㅤI ><ust cਊnfess, that wਊuld indeed be ><ਊst agreeable. It was ><y tutelage, yਊu see, tਊ culti><ate a ><ਊre ele><ated ><ਊde ਊf discਊurse when nਊt deliberately adਊpting a less cਊnspicuਊus guise. I dਊ belie><e that acquiring a ><ਊre infਊr><al register ਊf speech wਊuld prਊ><e tਊ be ਊf cਊnsiderable ad><antage, a skill ਊne daresay is quite indispensable in certain… ><ਊre bਊhe><ian circles.ㅤ8><8
U,uh, ssure! Nnot sure why you need to adopt guises or be tutored to speak verbosely, but, uh, s'not my place to pry.. E,either or, it's settled. I'll, uhm.. Kkeep in touch. It's nice to make your acquaintance, Ms. Paramour! :)
8><8ㅤPray, allਊw ><e tਊ fਊllਊw in yਊur estee><ed wake. I dਊ belie><e, if ><y senses dਊ nਊt decei><e ><e, that yਊu are the ><ery first ><ਊrtal ਊf yਊur kind with whਊ>< I ha><e had the distinct pleasure ਊf cਊn><ersing. As fਊr ><atters pertaining tਊ guises ਊr the like, I daresay it is ><ਊst ad><isable, fਊr yਊur ਊwn peace ਊf ><ind, that such knਊwledge re><ain shrਊuded in the deepest ><ystery.ㅤ8><8
Esteemed? Ggosh, hehe, I'm nnobody special.. E,even if it does feel good to know that I'm the first human you've spoken to. A, a real honour, yyou know? Uhm.. Bbut, I, uh.. I won't ask about that anymore, then. I,if nothing else, I'm good at following requests... Uhm.. Wwould you want to talk through DMs? I don't want to, uh.. Bloat this comment section..
8><8ㅤIt wਊuld be ><y distinct pleasure tਊ engage in a ><ਊre pri><ate discਊurse with yਊu ><ia direct ><essaging, ><y dear fellਊw. ਊr, shਊuld I say, 'Alec'? I ><ust cਊnfess, the bre><ity ਊf yਊur appellatiਊn strikes ><e as rather… nਊ><el. ਊne dਊes ><ar><el at the ecਊnਊ><y ਊf nਊ><enclature e><plਊyed by yਊur kind.ㅤ8><8
A,Alec's fine, yeah.. I'll, uhm, reach out, then. I hadn't really thought about it, but, yyeah, ththe, uh, there's a pattern when it comes to troll names, huh? A, uh, mmuch stricter 'nomenclature'... Ssorry, I'm - just delaying at this point..
8><8ㅤI dਊ belie><e, that a ><ਊst stringent regulatiਊn is in effect, dictating a ><ere se><tuplet ਊf characters fਊr bਊth the appellatiਊn ਊf ਊne's first and last na><e. Further><ਊre, a rather ><ਊre accਊ><><ਊdating, thਊugh by nਊ ><eans la><, ਊctet ਊf characters has been prescribed fਊr the Adult Title, wherein a tਊuch ><ਊre latitude ><ay be affਊrded.ㅤ8><8