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8><8ㅤF̴̨̨̢̧̨̢̫͍͕͚͎̗̝̗̞̝̣͑̓̈́̑̈̾͐͂̚̕ਊ̸̨̢̣̗͖̹͔̼̖͌̍̿̈͌̂̎̑̏͝ͅਊ̵̛̭̙̖͈͙̙͙̆̈́̈́̔̀̐͗͂͊̀̈́͊̀͘Ĺ̸̨̡̳̲͉͉̱̮̯̞̠̞̠̑̔I̴̢̙̰͍̔̒͌͂͘S̷̮̝̣̹͎̊͌̓̐͑̊̒̆̀͠ͅH̵̤̥̝̯͂͑͒̈͛̀͝ ̷̞̫̩̰͓̬̼̥̭̺̺̹̬́̀̇͐̚͠ͅP̵̛̣͎̟̈́́͋̄́͊̿̈́̇̔̍̇̈́̕͘E̶͓͐̽̾̈́̒̄̓̏̀̀͂ਊ̵̨̢̧̫̫̟͉͇̳̹̣͈̰̄̐͗͐̒̑̍̇̈̆̋͂̈̕͘͝Ṉ̴̡͕̱̅̈́̊̈́̌̋Ś̵̬̣̙͉͐̇͂̕͝ ̸̛̰̝̙̯͓̼̩͖̪̲͈̈͑̌C̵͉͇̤̱̫̪̙͕̎͆̇͠ਊ̴̡̧̙̞͇͎̼͇̩͒̽><̷̢̡͍̀̆͋̅̋͊̊̑͌͂̿̊̔̚Ȩ̸̹̥̥̰̹̼͕̟͓̱̅̂͋̾̓̊̉́̇̆̀̅͜ͅ ̶̢̡̲͇̥̼͔̩̞͎̟̀͛̿͌̀̅͌̀͗̚F̵̡̛̞̘̰̖͓̠̟̤̜̓̾̐̈́̒͋̿̉̕͝͠ਊ̶̨̡̨̯̘̥̬͎̅̈́̏̂̒̀̈́̀̉̌̆̚̕͘͠R̸̤̼͔̯̮̞̱͑̑͛͑͆̄̌́̑͛̚̕T̸̛͔͇̫͙̦̠̤̝̈͗Ȟ̴͍̰̖̳̓͛͊̓͘͝͝ ̵̳͈͇͇̆́̋͗̎̒̒͘̚͘Ị̷͗͆̑̑͝Ṉ̸̨̤̤̪̺̪̬̫̍̄̀͌̂͆͊̄͒͘͜T̸͎̍̋̀̂͂̊̇̔̒́̇ਊ̸̰̺͚̝̹̐̍̀̍̌͌̎̊͐͛͊̀͝ ̴̨̳͖̟̘͔̘̘̩̞͍̳̳̟̗̥̂̇̈́̄̀̅̅̈́͒̂̉̄͑̅̚><̴̛̠̺͕̗̜̰͊̉̀͑̉̒͛̔̌̀̉̄͠ͅŸ̴̺̣̞̱̉̏̆͠͝ ̴̡̞̣̠̼̺͖̖̖̣̫̣̦̰̈͗͌͗̏́̓̚͘̕̚ͅC̸̡̫̺̞̠̳̤̣̰͎̣̖̯͛͜H̶͙͕̙͌̿͜Ę̶̨̧̞͍͓̙͉͇̱̘̰̼̬̠̞͑́̅̓̽L̷̻̜̐͛̍̅͊͆̆̚̚͜͝Ĩ̴̛͍̻̬̭̯͓͕͇͈͕̻͔̥̝̉̾̀͆̄̈́͂͗̿̾͗͛̊͠C̷̨̡̹͔͖͙͍̟͖̺͉̯̤̯̑͊͌͌͑̕͝Ę̴̢̠̪̗͇͖̺̩̱͕̼̪̥̘͒̊̆͗̾̽́̾R̴̡͈̙͈̣͉̘̎͆͛͘A̷̡͓̼̭̘̝͌̇͆̎͑͑͌͘͘͝͝ͅE̷̖͎͊͑́̐̓̒̒̎̄́̄̚̕͠ ̵̘͓̼̲̟͖̳̟̘̝͔̞͇̈́͐̀̽̏̀͘̕͠ͅĂ̵̧͙̝̰̘͔͚͑̂̓̐ͅN̸̨̡̨̧̟̫̱̜̹̰̹̟̳̘̳̙͓̎̄̇̌̃́͘Ḑ̷̢̧̦͔̳̜̱͒̎̃̾̐̍̑̏̆̇̃͗͝ ̸̘̠̬̜̏̒̍̆͂͝͝><̶̧̛͆̾̂̀̿͑̀̒͊̕͘͠E̸̻̫̲͉͓͊E̷͖̼̟̼̙̳̺̜͓̻̱̻̝̰̿̃̓́́̓͐͊͗͜͝ͅŢ̵̘̻̝͇̬̼̪̮́ ̴̢̟̱̩̲̲̠̩̼͖̱̌̅̾̆̒͒̅̾̒̔̃̃̄̈́͐͂Y̷̢̢̱̜͚͕̮̮͍̓̈́͆̐̈́̉̀̈́͋̀̾̀͝ਊ̶̢̪̠͕͍͖͈̣̠́͆Ư̸̧̞̫̜̖̞͔̤͔̥̗̮̳͑̆̾̉̈́͋̃̚Ṙ̶̨̺͈̣͈̺͓̭̠̟̖͇̭̪̑ ̴̧̗̭̾̊̈́̆̆̔͘D̴̢̥͉̙̟̝̬̦̼̥̣͖̻̬̥̻͛̅͜ਊ̵̨̛̉͑͒̌̑̅̄̾͂̀̅̎̔͛͝ਊ̶̬͓͎̪͙͖̦̖̭̟͗̔͂́́̐̄͒̿̽̂̀̃̃̊̀́><̷̳̥͖͚̮̰̘̇̑̌̆̉͊̈́̔͆̒͠.̷̡̛̗͔̮̠̪͕͈͍̗̤͍͖̰̱̟́̓́̍̾̃̚͜ㅤ8><8
>> ¡'m ડorry, ¡t'ડ hard to parડe out what'ડ go¡ng on :<
8><8ㅤI̴̢͇͚̓͌̚ A̴͎̻̐͑͊>≮͖̼͖̔͌̾ T̴͓͖̟́͑͘H̸͍̫͚̿͛̓É̵̫̻̓͝ W̵̢̼͓͐͛E̸̙̼̽̓̈́A̵̘̺͍͐̒͠><̵͙͔͊̽̓͜E̸͔͉̺͑͒͘R̸̼͉͙̔́̈́ S̴͉̟͒͛͑Q̴̢͇̫̒̓̓U̴̟̠̞͋͒̈́I̸̙̪͇͋̓͋D̵̟͖̺̀͋̿.̴̢̫̻́̒͝ㅤ8><8
⏾ Hey n﴾ ﴿w I ain't tryna tell ya t﴾ ﴿ c﴾ ﴿ntain n﴾ ﴿thin' but I ain't n﴾ ﴿ Bef﴾ ﴿ran.
8><8ㅤB̵͕̫͇̒̓͊E̴͓̪͌͌͌F̵̢͎̞̿̽̕ਊ̴̡͖͐͘͝R̸͔͎͔̐͊̕A̴̠̦̘̓͠N̸̼͎̦͒͒͆,̸͕͉̪̓̐̐ A̴͕͍̒͐͘L̴̢̠͉̈́̐͝T̸̫͓͒͘͜͝E̸̢͕͇͆̐̕R̵̙͇̫̀̚͝N̸̠̠̔̓͛I̵̝͚̙͆̈́̓A̴̻̘̻̒͊͘N̴̺͚͖͊͑.̵͚͓͆̐̚͜ A̸͔̦͉̽͋̔L̸̻̞̪̓̓͝L̴̻̝͛͌̕͜ N̸͚͑͌̕͜À̸͍͚̽͒U̸̙̝͍͒͝͝T̵̙̻͔̐͌ B̴̝̞͉͌͛̽Ú̸̠͓̘̿̓T̴̠̺͍͒͛̚ W̸̡͍͎̐͊͠H̴͚͇̦̿̈́͠E̵͔̞̓͛̔L̴͎̙̺̓͒͝P̵̟̫͚̔͋͝S̴̟͖̈́̽͠.̸̘̼̾̓ㅤ8><8
8><8ㅤW̸̡̟̻͑͐̐H̵̟͙͐͋͝Ä̸̢͓́̽̿T̵͓͎̐͒̒͜ D̸̞̟̘̓͌͝ਊ̵̢̻͔̓̿͘E̴̠̘͓̓͊̾S̵̢̻͓͠͝ T̸͖͕͔̾̐̈́H̴͕̝̺͋͐̕I̴̡̺̦͛͝Ś̴̺̦̟͒͌ ><̵̢̙̠̐͒E̵̠͇̾͠͝A̵̝͍̞̓̈́͌N̸̫̘̟̕͝͝.̴͔͙̠͊̾̓ㅤ8><8
8><8ㅤH̵̠̺͎̒̔ਊ̴̡̘̙̀͊R̸͕͎̼̽͑͒R̴̡̺̈́̀̽ਊ̵͎̻̦̀̓͝R̸̡̻̪̀́̚T̴͇̙͐̐͒E̸͍̼͉̐̓̔R̸͓̠̻̽́̾R̵̠̦̫͝͝ਊ̴͙̞̝̒̓̚R̵͙͔͎͋̚͠S̵͍̞̘͊̽͘ D̸̼͇̙̔̒͝ਊ̵͚̠̪̒̓͠ N̸͉͎̟̾͆͛ਊ̴̼͍͕͐̀͘T̵̼͙͎̔̚ '̵͍̫͓͘͝͠B̸̢̠̔̀̔Ù̴͎̞͚̐͝G̵̡̘̙̒̈́̈́ ਊ̸̪̟͚͋̽̚U̴͚͉͍̓͛͝T̸̢͕͚̿͌̚'̵̝͍͇̔̈́̾.̵̢̠͓͊͐͛ㅤ8><8
8><8ㅤÌ̸͚̫͓̿͠ ><̵͖͓͇͌́͘E̵̟̞̫͋̾R̴̼͔̺͛̓͝E̵͉̞̟͊̔͆L̵̺͖͔̔̕͠Y̵̙̦̟͆͋̈́ A̴͙̟̓́̾C̸͔̝̀͛͘͜C̵̞͕̀͛͊͜I̸̼͔̘̾̐͠D̸̡͖͕̀̿̈́E̴͖͕̿͌̒N̵̝̙̫͋̓̐T̸̻̼͐͒́A̸̼͖̙̓̐͌L̸̦̫͚̿͑͝L̸̢͔͔̽͊̚Y̵̡̠͉̐̕͝ T̵͖͓͔́̀̿ਊ̵̻͙̈́͆͆ਊ̴̠̻̚͝͝K̵͕̠͆͜͝ C̸͍̘̿͆̽ਊ̴͉̠͛̈́͘͜N̴͖̙͋͒̚T̸̻̠̟̐̓͘R̵̢͕̞̓̈́̿ਊ̴̻̝̪̀̾͑L̵̢̻͕̀͒̓ ਊ̴̝͖̻̽̒͌F̵̦͓͒͛͝ ><̴͎̻̓̽͜͝Y̸͖͇̙̿̾̀ S̴͖͎͆͆C̴̫͔͊͐̕I̵̢̦̪̿͝͝ਊ̸͙͕̘̽̿̽N̵͙̪͖̈́̀͠ W̸̡̢̻̓̓͝I̵͇̘̙̓̈́͝T̵̡͍͖̔͝H̴̞̟͓͋͊͝ਊ̴̦͇͒̿͠Ǘ̸̡̻̪͘̕T̸̢͙͇͑̒͌ I̵̠̼̼̔̽N̸̟̪͔̚͝T̴͚̙̪̈́̕͠E̵͕̼̝͊͒͝N̵̺̟̦̈́̓̀D̵̡͔͔̔͊͠I̸̢̫͆͑͠N̵̫̻̾͌͝G̴̙͓͙̒͆̚ T̴̡͔̞͋̚ਊ̴͓̠͕̈́̈́̓.̵͔̙͔͋̾̚ I̴̘̞͛̽́T̵̼͇͚̈́̾̚ H̴͍͉͑͒͜A̵̢͎̺͐͛P̵͍̙̦͊͘̚P̴͍̟̼̕͘͝E̸̪͇͐̾̾N̵̘͔̙̒̈́̽S̴̪͎̻̓̈́͝.̴̢͉̘̐̓͐ S̵̙͓̺̿̒͝H̴̻͇̞̽̒̽E̴͍̼͛̕ I̸͔͎͋̓͌͜Ș̵̟̼̈́̈́͝ ><̴͕͇̦͛̽̈́Ì̴͇͕̈́͝N̴͖̻̓̽̈́͜D̸̝͙̫̀͌͝L̸͙̙̦̓͐̾I̵͓̼͙͋́̕N̸̻̙̼͑̿̿K̵̙͓͕̓̾̒E̴͓͙̙͊̔͋D̵̝̻̔̓̔ W̴͖̘͓͛̈́I̸͙̙͇̔͘͠T̴̙̠͓͆̈́H̸͙͓̿͐͆ ><̵͉͎͍́̀́E̵̢̻̪͊̚.̵̡̫̔̔̿ㅤ8><8
8><8ㅤK̴͙͚͇̽͛͒Y̴̻̻̘͛͒͠ਊ̴͔͎̞͋̈́̈́U̸̢̻̪͒͋͆K̸̘͚̿͑́ਊ̸͔̙͋͆͝ W̸͇̺̻͆̐̚I̴̡͖͎̐͛͋L̸͙͊̀͜͜͝Ĺ̸͎̪́͘͜ R̵̡͒͛̚͜Ë̴͍̠͎́̔́T̵̡͓͚̐͆͝U̸̡͓͉̔̾͛R̵̢̘̒͝N̸̝̼̻̐̀̈́ Ä̵̢̦͙́͘͝T̴̝̼̿̓͆͜ S̵̟͉̪̿̈́͛ਊ̴͍͔̫̔̒>≮̡̢͇́͛̚E̸͓̼͔̐͘ P̴͖͙͍̓̔͝ਊ̴͔̦͕͊̽̚Ḯ̴͚͎̐̿N̵̢̠͔̓́͠T̵͔͎̞̓̓͋.̴̪̝͔͆͝ㅤ8><8
well, that's good to know
8><8ㅤ><̴͖͕̓̽͜͠Y̸͚͔̞̾͛͊ H̴̺̺̻͋͑̒U̴̫͕͍͊͐N̸̟̺̾̾͝G̵̢̘̺̔͊̕E̴̡͙̻̓͊̕R̴͍̟̞̾̚ W̴͓̦̪͆̚A̵̪̞͋̔̈́͜Ś̸͖̝͎̓̚ T̵͔͋͊͜͜͝ਊ̴̻͔͙͑̓́ਊ̴͙̘̝̾̔ S̵̠͍̈́́͊͜T̸̫͚͓̈́̈́̚R̵͙̪͚͆̽̕ਊ̵͔̙̟͊̔͝N̴̟͇͎̒́͌G̴͔̟̘͌͒͘.̴͓̝̈́͝͝ㅤ8><8
the thing about hungers is that the7 (an be sated, is m7 hope
Well would'ja look at that! Bitch speakin' pubes!
8><8ㅤÝ̸̦̺̐͘E̵̢̟̠͐͐͝S̵̢̟͊͒̀.̸̢̟̠͐̐͝ S̴͉̟͛̓͛H̸̟͖̪͌͑͐E̵̟̘͕͑̿̕ W̴͍͙͉͛͌̒Á̸̝͒͜S̵͖̟͕̈́̒̚ B̸̘͎̽̀͜͝R̵͙̫̙̒͝͝I̸̡̟͖͑͘N̵͙͎͖͆̀͝G̴̠̞̺͐̈́͝I̸̢͖̟͛̓͛Ń̴͍͙͙̐̈́G̵͙̼̫̈́̈́͑ ><̵̺̼͓̽̚E̴͍͙̟͑͛͠ P̵̺̦͌̚͠R̵̡̞̦̿̓E̵͕̝͖͑̚Y̴̻̼͚̽͛ B̸̡̻̒̒U̵͎̘͒͒͜͝T̴̼̻͔͑͘͝ ><̵̘̪̝͆͆͝Y̴͔͙̻̒̀̀ H̵̡͚̫͐̈́͘U̵̢͇̦͐͘̚N̵͚͉͒͆̚G̴̙͍͖͋̈́̀E̸̪̞̺̓͐́R̸͔̺͌̽͜ G̴̠͎̻̐̽͊R̵̙͙̫͋͌͝E̴̟͇͚͠͠W̸̙̘̫͊̕̚ T̴͍̪̝̓̈́̈́ਊ̵̼̺͖̀́̓ਊ̴̻̟͑͑͜͝ F̵̢͙͕͌̔̽A̴͙̙͚̓̽̚S̵͇͇̙̿̽͘T̸̼̝͋͌͛͜.̵̢̫͓̽̐͠ I̵͍̘̫̔͐͘ A̴͎̪̔͝>≮͉͉͌͝͝ C̵͍͙̦̒͛̀ਊ̴̟͚̫̾̾͘C̸͇̞̠̾͋C̵̘͚͚͊̐̒ਊ̵̼̺̪͑͘ਊ̴͍͚͎͑́͠N̴̡̻͉̿͌͠Í̵̼̘͔̒͘N̴͍̘͉̐͆G̵̟͔̪̈́̽̈́ T̵̡̙͛̈́͆H̵̡̞͙̔͛̾E̵͎͇͕̐̓͝><̵̢̙͒͝ N̴͉͇̓̒̕͜ਊ̵͓̦̓͒̚W̴̢͚̪͑͊͠.̴̡͎̪͐͌͒ㅤ8><8
8><8ㅤQ̴͚͖̦͋̀̽Ù̸̫͙͖̈́̈́I̵͔͔̟̾̽͋E̴͔̼̞̓̿̓T̸͍͖̫̐̓̀ ><̵͙̫͚̓̀͝E̸̪̻̐́͘A̴͇̞͕̽̈́̀T̵͖͎́̔͋.̸̼̙͚̐͐̓ㅤ8><8
Bitch i don't speak crotchbush. But thanks i guess!
8><8ㅤY̵̡̡͙͆̐̚ਊ̵͉͖̫͆͝͝Ù̸̠͖͙̐͊ >≮͍̠̀́̔U̵̢̺͙͑͝͝S̸̝̘͚͐͛͠T̵͉͎͉̔͒͘ B̴͚̠͚̓̐̈́E̴̦͎͕̓̓͠ A̴̼͖̞͒̈́ C̴̡͕͎͋̾͠L̴̺͔̪̈́͐͠ਊ̴̟͙̺̐͑̿W̴̝͉͎̓̔̔Ǹ̸̘̺͇̐͊.̴̡̠̦͋̕ㅤ8><8
༊࿐ ✤ ⊹ ࣪ ˖ I go not ungerstang how some of my fellow seagwellers can bringg dhemselves to surface into dhe oxyggenateg plaggue beyong dhe oceans unprotecteg. Go you not perceive dhe pestilence in front of you? I shoulg only ask dhat if your exposeg chitin has toucheg dhe contaminant dhat you rinse widh fresh water ang go not gragg it back widh you into our saline sanctuary ༊࿐ ✤ ⊹ ࣪ ˖
8><8ㅤThis cਊrpਊreal ><essel ਊf ><ine has prਊ><en itself tਊ be quite i><per><iਊus tਊ the ><achinatiਊns ਊf any ><alignant ail><ent ਊr insidiਊus pathਊgen. Indeed, I dਊ belie><e, with a degree ਊf certainty that bਊrders ਊn the absਊlute, that such ><icrਊscਊpic aggressਊrs find the><sel><es quite unable tਊ establish e><en the ><ਊst rudi><entary fਊਊthਊld within this cਊnstitutiਊn.ㅤ8><8
༊࿐ ✤ ⊹ ࣪ ˖ It is not dhat you will at any ggiven time contract dhe gisease, it is dhat any instance of exposure coulg be your last. I envy dhe robustness of your ggenetic immunity. I have not been exposeg, but also I go not plan to be exposeg ever ༊࿐ ✤ ⊹ ࣪ ˖
8><8ㅤI a>< prਊfਊundly indebted tਊ ><y ><ਊst esti><able ><ਊther fਊr her discerning judge><ent in dee><ing ><e deser><ing ਊf such a felicitਊus aug><entatiਊn. It was, I dare say, a decisiਊn ਊf cਊnsiderable fਊresight, a ><ਊst e><traਊrdinary act ਊf ><aternal bene><ਊlence that has, I a>< certain, ele><ated ><y cਊnstitutiਊn.ㅤ8><8
༊࿐ ✤ ⊹ ࣪ ˖ I gon't know what a modher is, but I gon't dhink dhat dhey are important for our biologgy. A modher can sometimes refer to dhe collection of bacterial orgganisms at dhe boddom of a boddle of vineggar. Is your lusus a colony of komaggataeibacter? If so, I gon't dhink we will be able to be friengs ༊࿐ ✤ ⊹ ࣪ ˖
8><8ㅤਊne is cਊ><pelled tਊ a><ਊw, that "><ਊther" is, in fact, the appellatiਊn by which I affectiਊnately address ><y Lusus. And, tਊ be perfectly clear, such a appellatiਊn ਊf 'Bacteria' is far frਊ>< accurate, and indeed, I dਊ belie><e she wਊuld find herself ><ਊst grie><ਊusly ਊffended were she tਊ be sਊ described, fਊr she is nਊne ਊther than the fਊr><idable Wea><er Squid.ㅤ8><8
The Eridan spamming the TL tonight might be the most pathetic and obnoxios Ampora I've ever seen, which is insane when so many Cronodes exist.
fascinated by your grasp of plurals here
The actually correct plural of octopus is octopodes, and it's funny to say Cronodes instead if Cronus by following the same logic of octopode.
8><8ㅤThe sheer, unadulterated ><erri><ent elicited by this particular circu><stance is, I dare say, far ><ਊre prਊfਊund than ਊne ><ight reasਊnably anticipate ਊr indeed, e><en dee>< apprਊpriate.ㅤ8><8
Whayda on about, bud?
8><8ㅤਊne finds ਊneself rather a><used, nay, pਊsiti><ely tickled by the peculiar appellatiਊn ਊf 'Crਊnਊdes.' I dare say the ><ery sਊund ਊf it cਊnjures i><ages ਊf the ><ਊst whi><sical, and perhaps e><en the ><ਊst frightfully absurd, ਊf nਊtiਊns.ㅤ8><8
8><8ㅤGਊਊd e><ening, ਊne and all. Pray tell, what di><ersiਊns ha><e ਊccupied yਊur estee><ed hਊurs this apprਊaching twilight?ㅤ8><8
alchemizing a cheeseburger with a really big cheeseburger
8><8ㅤThat actiਊn strikes ><e as... rather intriguing, shall we say? It pਊssesses a certain enig><atic quality that warrants a ><ਊ><ent's cਊnte><platiਊn, thਊugh I dare say its true ><erit re><ains, fਊr the present, sਊ><ewhat ><eiled.ㅤ8><8
it made kind of a medium sized burger with a cross shaped kinda intersplice to it. like two burgers ran into each other on the highway and clipped together nak nak nak nak nak nak
8><8ㅤI dਊ belie><e yਊu encਊuntered a ><ਊst peculiar circu><stance. It strikes ><e as rather… unusual, I ><ust cਊnfess.ㅤ8><8
8><8ㅤShe pਊssesses a cਊuntenance ਊf quite e><ceptiਊnal beauty, ਊne that is, dare I say, ><ਊst striking. She is, withਊut questiਊn, a rather handsਊ><e ><isage indeed.ㅤ8><8