F. GAINES, CEO. [ABG INC.]

1 month ago

@liquidLiability[LL]

I THINK ONE OF THE BEST——I TELL YOU, THE BEST!——THINGS ABOUT WORKING AT MY (NOT-SO) HUMBLE OFFICE IN THE PUSHER OF THIS FINE CITY IS THE PEOPLE, YES, THE PEOPLE, THE VERY FINE TROLLS THAT WALK THE GREY-BLUE CORPORATE CARPETS OF OUR OFFICE HALLS, IN ALL OF THEIR VARIOUS SHAPES, SIZES, WIDTHS, GIRTHS, BERTHS, SIGHTS, SOUNDS, FEELINGS, SMELLS, TASTES, AND DIVERSE CULTURAL BACKGROUNDS, WHICH I AM TECHNICALLY NOT CONTRACTUALLY OBLIGATED TO SAY BECAUSE I AM THE ONE WHO OWNS THIS COMPANY AND WRITES ALL OF OUR CONTRACTS WITH THE HELP OF MY MOST LOYAL CORPORATE AND CONTRACT LAWYERS, BUT WILL FOLLOW ANYWAYS, DUDE TO THE FACT THAT I WOULD LIKE TO SET A SHINING, BEAUTIFUL EXAMPLE FOR ALL THE LITTLE CHICKADEES AND CHICKADOOS THAT WORK AT THIS WONDERFUL PIECE OF ALTERNIAN CULTURAL INFRASTRUCTURE, BECAUSE YES, DESPITE BEING ASSOCIATED WITH THE ALTERNIAN EMPIRE, WHICH IS OFTEN CONSIDERED """UNWOKE""" BY THE REBELS AND REBEL-SYMPATHETIC CHUM SCUM THAT WALK THIS BEAUTIFUL PLANET, WE ARE SOMEWHAT "WOKE", ALBEIT ONLY INSOFAR AS IT AIDS US AS A COMPANY IN OUR QUEST TO BECOME THE ONLY BANK YOU WILL EVER WANT OR NEED OR EVEN BE ABLE TO USE, HAHA! "ABG INC. WE'RE WATCHING YOUR WALLET." -- F. GAINES, CEO [ABG INC.]