I w9uld like t9 make a f9rmal request, 6y the way. (C9pied fr9m my intr9duct9ry p9st and edited f9r clarity.) If y9u are 6ef9rian and have any interest in putting y9ur st9ry t9 paper, 9r have any relevant cultural 9r hist9rical inf9rmati9n a69ut the planet-that-was, please reach 9ut t9 me. I will even accept inf9rmati9n fr9m n9n-6ef9rian tr9lls, s9 l9ng as y9ur inf9rmati9n is verifia6le thr9ugh sec9ndary means, 9r y9u are 9therwise v9uched f9r as a relia6le s9urce. Simply send me a DM 9r c9me t9 the li6rary in pers9n if interested. I cann9t give c9mpensati9n, 6ut y9ur c9ntri6uti9ns t9 the preservati9n 9f 6ef9rian hist9ry and culture will 6e n9ted, and y9u will 6e given due rec9gniti9n. I have a wall 9f c9ntri6ut9rs' names, as well as any 6rief w9rds they may have had 9n the matter. Adding t9 the li6rary in any su6stantial way will get y9ur name up there, if s9mething like that matters t9 y9u at all. Addendum: I will accept 9ther, n9n-6ef9rus-f9cused hist9rical 9r pers9nal acc9unts if they help t9 expand my wider kn9wledge 9f 6ef9rus and the multiverses it is nestled in. Sec9nd addendum: The li6rary is als9 9pen f9r visitati9n. I menti9ned this earlier, 6ut I 6elieve it deserves a sec9nd menti9n. -- #Inf9rmati9n #S9licitati9n #6lah6lah6lah #ThisG9tL9ngerThanIntended #PleaseD9Reach9utTh9ugh
hey, kanny. vwhat's up? i'm in a bit of a pickle. actually, a pickle doesn't quite capture the scope of the mess i'm in. so, scratch that. i'm in vwhatevwer's bigger than a pickle, and i need you to get me out. don't recommend eating the uberpickle, though. you'll definitely catch something. i imagine you don't drivwe since the notion of cars seems like it'd offend you, but could you at least send a taxi or a troll uber?
nowv is NOT the time to be a massivwe square, BUD. the dowvn-and-out vwho stole my banana hammock is gonna vwake up any second nowv. i need to skedaddle before he decides to broaden his horizons. I DON'T VWANT HIM TO EAT MY 8UTT, MAN!