♦ pitied by @celestialAbsurdity
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࣪⊹₊˚{ sturgeonuinely i think we can make this work.... }>n<{ + DONT JUDGE, OKAY? im using them four COMFOURT right now, not like, artistry!!!! YOUD GET IT IF YOU HAD FISH PUNS TO MAKE!!!! }˚₊⊹ ࣪
That's. Unfortunately. Too much to ask these days.
࣪⊹₊˚{ do you think so? }@n@{ like i think i have a pretty fat stern so its like, yea i have that going four me, but im kind of like. lowtideuinely wishing i had empress cups too }~n~{ #body-dysmorphia #body-dysfourkia }˚₊⊹ ࣪
her greedy ass could nevver survvivve the great alternian famine
࣪⊹₊˚{ I LITERALLY GOT CALLED A FLATLET EARLIER BY SOME BLUE BELLIED AIRSUCKER.... ARE YOU LIKE.... MAKING FUN OF ME, GIRL???? }TᯅT{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
no let her do it hells empty wwithout er
࣪⊹₊˚{ NOOK IS 44k LEAGUES DOWN }T____T{ I AM LIKE.... #NOTGONNAMAKEITTTT }˚₊⊹ ࣪
࣪⊹₊˚{ this movie is literallyyyy so fucking romantatic that it makes me want to hicaautocull myself!!!! }TᯅT{ }TᯅT{ }TᯅT{ }TᯅT{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
Alternian pro+paganda sure is so+mething, alright.
feast your unwworthy orbs upon the kickass interdimensional headquarters a the council of eridans the HOPESPIRE my glorious seat a powwer from wwhich i wwatch ovver all matters pertainin to hope and wwhen necessary its swwift and decisivve destruction through the magnificent and indomitable energies creation itself has invvested wwithin me #hopespire #eridancouncil #mytowwer #myspire #myepicspire
d1dn’t ask you + d1dn’t care about, you can go ahead and be mad about 1t all you want
im talkin about the anti vvax part
my existence is beyond temporally fucked howw come chris chan has a human swwedish girlfriend but i cant evven get my owwn booby alt to respond to me
just l3t 4ll my fr13nds 4nd str4ng3rs l1v3 b3c4us3 1m #ch1ll l1k3 th4t! #1mpost3r #4mongus
nothing sticky left in my life. only. slippy. #
youre *my* little pogchamp. idiot. dummy. vwalking, talking porn. #nsfwv
Finally made i7 hive. Holy shi7. 7he guy was here all nigh7 and we had a really bad s7orm 7ha7 comple7ely wiped 7he power ou7. Had 7o shu7 down early, so we all cleaned, bu7 I found 7he guy hiding in s7orage. Dark as hell. I wouldn'7 have seen him if I didn'7 have a headlamp, and he hadn'7 kicked a loose piece of me7al. Manager kicked him ou7. Wha7 7he fuck is going on?
☬ It Would Seem An Introduction Is In Order. Wouldnt It? salutations Chittr. You May Call Me Grigor. I Took Interest In This Site Due To A Recommendation From A Very. Very Close Friend Of Mine. Some Of You May Know Her As Her Imperious Condescension. i Am A Simple Troll Who Specialises In Religious Practices. The Dark Arts. Being A Royal And Being The Definition Of A Charming Gentletroll. most Dislike Me For My Closeness With The Fuchsia. But All Come Around Eventually After Meeting Me. as You May(or May Not) Know. Due To...whatever Timeline Shinanigans Happen Here. those Of Royal Blood Have Abilities Beyond Understanding. Atleast In My Timeline. as For Myself. Aside From Immortality. It Was Passed Down From My Ancestor. the Power Of Dominance And Control. but To Not Fret. I Am Not Villain. unless You Give Me Reason To Be. other Than That I Have Since Learned Darker Arts To Expand Abilities. while Yes I Am Certainly Good Friends With Her Imperious Condescension. I Do Say That If Any Human Or Troll Wishes To Commune With Me. I Do Not Bite.
VWith a sea dvweller age is nearly subjectiwve. I am old, ancient some may say. I wvould not consider myself sad.
WVhat, havwe I let you dovwn vwith that answver nowv? Hoping for a yes there?
Of course not. But it doesn't hurt to entertain these desperate people.
Hes s0 mean t0 me all the time v-v
Any l0wbl00d wh0s ever sp0ken t0 eridan kn0ws f0r a fact he has a l0wbl00d fetish
You made me laugn so nard I'm ho lohger bloodtnirsty, take my follow.
povv you try embracin me in your seesawwin girllimbs to find that you can fit your girlmitts round my wwaist wwith ease fightin my fluster i tilt your hairless chin upwward forcin you to look at me oh eri you sigh youre wwatchin me like im a baby bleetbeast strugglin to find its balance there are big juicy inferiblood tears in your bulbs you press your cheek against my bony sternum shudderin as you snot all ovver my imperial garb it is an unacceptable transgression but i decide to spare you i wwill alwways spare you you say please let me make you a sandwwich you poor thin
ALL I EV RER WANNTED WAZ TO BE LOVED IZ TGAT TPO MUCH 2 AzK FOR??????¿¿
two buddies can kiss without it meaning anything right
No not re★lly. Sorry
De★dlock
/ᐠ ˵O ˕ O ˵マ .ᐟ.ᐟ < WHAT DO YOU MEAN UNFURRTUNATE??? IS THAT NOT THE DREAM? TO BE ABLE TO M33T YOUR FICTIONAL BELOVED IN THE FLESH??
~~~~~~~~ Oh there are so many lowbloods on here! And mutants, I assume?
see if that works!
Just me in the meal block tonight, kneading this decadent lump of dough~. Who said there is only pleasure in the finished product~? It's all about savoring the process~. And I do not mind a little yeast, oh no~. On the contrary, that is what gives bread its heavenly texture and taste~. Supple and spongy~. Sweet and tart~. Just how I like my women, might I add~. Give me that bun, and make it fizzy~. #Foodie #Foodspiration #Gladibaker #OhYes #ItsRising #Suggestive https://cdn~.imgchest~.com/files/5ce4d54b5ec5~.png
Ƹ 🌂 > ^,_,^〜♪ Ʒ
you are seriously makin me shoot dowwn any hope i had a invvitin you ovver to wwatch wwar documentaries wwith me i do not evven knoww any a your secrets
they banned me from the human pole dancing clubs because i tossed out dubloons and they complained the coins wwere too heavvy and thick they do not appreciate the vvalue of owwnin your wwealth in gold and not in electronic limbo figures
nah i havvent is he some human he sounds like it is he hotter than me
okay okay calm dowwn wweirdo i am not lookin to be covvered in the roiling spit storm a your fan glubbin if he is such a stupid idiot then i am decidedly not him
i do not think i wwant to knoww anymore
Ah / be weary of your head / dear.
evil joey gigglefart: i hate pranks and garfield
You've found them / if I'm not mistaken / of course.
My children / my children / I hold you so dear. The rest you seek soon draws near.
I pity the girl afraid of her own heart.
I pity the fool just as much as I pity the enlightened.
.GOD GODDILY GIGGITY GODODDLE DAMNIt .alphabet souP
i will in time.
maybe so. i have not been resting on my laurels, i've been training, i've purchased a combat robot the last time that i was in a settlement to aid.
SINC£ LIK£ SOM£ OF TH£ TROLLS ON THIS SIT£ WHO PLAY L£AGU£ AR£ R£ALLY M£AN IV£ GON£ BACK TO OV£RWATCH!!!!!!( ｡ •` ⤙´• ｡)" https://fil£.gard£n/aFlKpc9M6VY7C8VR/thawatch.png
♯🙄🙄🙄
࣪⊹₊˚{ i dont care if you think i sent her gill pics. because at the end of the night???? youre just MAAAAD i didnt send them to you!!!! #toxictruths #cullquette #haterssss }˚₊⊹ ࣪
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ 𝙸 don't www.ant you to ride it 𝙸 www.ant you to cast spells on me that make it so 𝙸 only live one more swww.ipe @~,,,@
oh ok
i bet u can find me for sale on dere 4 sure
someone
Oh. Goodness.
..I - do >
icsnttellif this is even real everything hirts so much ( #mentalhealth ##cw-self-harm )
eveytjingisstilloff whyisthstmoon still thete thay isn't even natural moon-i can feel iticanfeelit.. ( #mentalhealth )
࣪⊹₊˚{ i literally dont mean any disrespect. genuinely we believe in the same thing }>_>{ its just they want to glub about it a different way }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ UGH whatever fine. have it your way.... }-3-{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
࣪⊹₊˚{ .... }>_>{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
࣪⊹₊˚{ hello???? okay, thats like, NOTTTT what i said! DOOOONT YOU PUT WORDS IN MY MOUTH, MISSY! }*ᯅ*{ }*ᯅ*{ }*ᯅ*{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
*puts my prong up to a crinkled poster of The Rankmaid* ohhhh rank-sama we’re really in it now…
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ Oh maiii gahhh you met Vaquta? @∆,,,@
WHERE IS V WHEN YOU NEED HER!!!!!!! @celes7ialAbsurdi7y MAMA IS SCARED!!!!!!!
"ᴳᵒᵗ ˢᵒᵐᵉ ʳᵃʳᵉ ᵗʰⁱⁿᵍˢ ᵒⁿ ˢᵃˡᵉ, ˢᵗʳᵃⁿᵍᵉʳ!" Um Dunno -_- ۶۟ৎ ۶۟ৎ ۶۟ৎ ۶۟ৎ
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b693069987bf.png - MC Oleana
I DO NOT KILL AND EAT PAWPLE...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ I DO NOT DO THIS...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ I HAVE NEFUR KILLED AND ATE ANYONE...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ I DESPISE YOU...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
You are insane and should be culled...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
⧃ I cannot. =o
⧃ I do not care. I am a lotus flower. =o
My cullmate keeps staring at me while I sleep I need her put down soon...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
You should kill yourself...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ Medicully recommended...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
On occasion, though I typically like to talk things out when available. I haven't really paid attention to if they're cute or not Tear it all down, embrace the detonation.
I haven't looked too much into it, it seems like a fun novelty though. It is largely inaccurate to the lived experience however. Tear it all down, embrace the detonation.
Ain't always got much to say. Ain't too good at sayin it neither.
@ᵇʳᵒˢᵖʳᶦᵗᵉ ᵘᵐ...ʷᵒᵘˡᵈ ʸᵒᵘ ˡᶦᵏᵉ ˢᵒᵐᵉ ᵇᶦʳᵈˢᵉᵉᵈˀ؛༊ʚïɞ𐦍
ʷʰʸ ᵈᵒᵉˢ ᵗʰᵉ ᵇᶦʳᵈ ʰᵃᵗᵉ ᵐᵉ ʷᵃʰʰʰʰʰʰʰʰʰʰʰʰʰʰʰʰʰʰʰʰʰʰʰʰʰʰʰʰʰʰᵎᵎᵎ؛༊ʚïɞ𐦍
Ah, oh well. I simplly have no poetry to give recentlly. I do have memories, not ALL of which are unplleasant, contrary to what some may bellieve. But I have naught for inspiration to wax poetic on them. My creative impullses are in a rut.
W̳h̳o̳ ̳k̳n̳e̳w̳ ̳s̳o̳m̳e̳t̳h̳i̳n̳g̳ ̳a̳s̳ ̳s̳i̳m̳p̳l̳e̳ ̳a̳s̳ ̳a̳ ̳d̳i̳s̳e̳m̳b̳o̳d̳i̳e̳d̳ ̳v̳o̳i̳c̳e̳.̳.̳.̳ ̳ ̳C̳o̳u̳l̳d̳ ̳e̳v̳e̳r̳ ̳h̳o̳l̳d̳ ̳c̳o̳n̳v̳e̳r̳s̳a̳t̳i̳o̳n̳ ̳w̳i̳t̳h̳ ̳a̳n̳o̳t̳h̳e̳r̳?̳ ̳ ̳N̳o̳t̳ ̳u̳s̳.̳ ̳N̳o̳t̳ ̳u̳s̳.̳
oh, are you going for him? i don't want to get in the way of anything, i'm a girl's girl before anything! 💋
× Are You Okay Buddy... WVhy WVould You Need To Suffer For All Eternity ×
ii mean, yeah? kiinda obviiou2ly iim dodgiing con2criiptiion. iid rather overcharge my p2iioniic2 iin the bath than helm
I see you understand.
Lord English is not one I can simply kill. Armies have 8een and will 8e rallied against him. Despite what some may have said, I am just one girl.
This may 8e 8eyond even my immeasura8le skill to fix.
Ƹ 🌂 > Tch. Those pursue the Dark One with ULTERIOR MOTIVES... BEGONE from my sight! You only care about the Dark One when you have something to gain. Ʒ
⊹₊˚{ okay well i didnt SAY that.... }._.{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ but the tact could DEF use a boatload of work, bestie!!!! #pitiful #aww }˚₊⊹ ࣪
⊹₊˚{ girlygrub.... some things need to stay in our drafts! }o____O{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
Ï'm stück by mÿsëlf älönë (sömëtïmës) för däÿs ör wëëks ät ä tïmë ïn ä nöt thät lärgë späcëshïp. Nö önë shöüld ëxpëct më tö bë nörmäl.
| Could Be A Very Product|ve Troll W|th A Sword L|ke That.
not those kinds of "gods"
Guys that say shit like I can handle you at your worst when you're at your worst be like: https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/174792e99e40.png
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i have nnade landfall. i hope that the beach party nnovies that i uuatched are adequate training to prevent nne fronn "killing the vibe."
♯get ♯your ♯own
Ƹ 🌂 > The Dark One asked for IDEAS not LUNCH PLANS. Ʒ
Ƹ 🌂 > Who the hell are you. BEGONE HALFWIT!!! Ʒ
D — Every time I talk to her it hurts. Not talking to her hurts more. Difficult feelings to reconcile. —>
༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ ~ ~ sŌōŌōŌ MaNy dŌōŌōŌ... i wŌōŌōŌrRy i aM... bEiNg wEiRd... By nŌōŌōŌ7...
Might be a curse!!! Please be careful!!! :)))
You could die the most horrific death suffured by anyone in the history of the conceptualization of the wide reaching multiverse and I would go on like nothing happened...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
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