

Nuktem Ansatz
@censureCruelty
He. / Him. 9-1. i. Am. Often. Disappointed. In. People. Especially. @cannibalisticcuisine.

How. Do. People. Make. Friends. Nowadays. [QUESTION MARK]

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i think. avante garde furniture. makes me angry.

I feel like Chappell Roan.
ALRIGHT. AFTER FINALLY MEETING A HUMAN IN PERSON I CAN ADMIT IF YOU’RE ALL THAT WARM/SOFT I’M JEALOUS. THIS IS ME PRAISING YOU. YOUR HAIR IS LIKE PURRBEAST FUR. WHY ARE YOU SO SOFT? WAS THERE AN EVOLUTIONARY ADVANTAGE TO THIS?

smile, i l0ve y0uu.

I. Am. Better. Than. Mekrut. Because. I. Have. All. Of. My. Eyes.

haha nuk7em ha$ a rab¡e$ bad9e

9uy$ $omeone 7ook my eye

@imjunior. Can. I. Have. The. Beforian. Badge.
Unsure why the feed is talking aBout jazz all of a sudden, But my personal reccomendation will always Be troll Buddy Rich... And Troll Preservation Hall Jazz Band (08B

9o9 ¡ ha7e p¡ck!e$ who even !¡ke$ p¡ck!e$.... 9ro$$ peop!e probab!y

:33 < *ac manages to hack into your husktop as you scroll by and starts playing pawesome jazz music!*

I. Deleted. The. Jazz. Music. I. Hope. It. Doesn-t. Come. Back.


