@centaursPeripherals — #fishingfriday
D-->I have finally woken up to find my body has become caked with musk both my own and that of the sea. I have never felt so dry in my entire life. I will 100k through chittr to see what has occurred on #fishingfriday since dehydration won over me then I will try and find the ablutionblock I installed on this ship as I am in desperate need. of a deep clean
D-->Perhaps I should slather myself with some sort of sweet substance to tempt the creature into trying to swallow me, no doubt it has caught my scent given the sheer volume of sweat I have produced Then when it inevitably realizes how tangy my sweat soaked body is I will jump into its insides and punch a hole out for to e%tract Karkat through. The thought of killing a creature, even one that is aquatic and very ugly does not entertain me but it must be done for the sake of a friend even if that friend is not the version I have spent the majority of my life with. That being said I am e%tremely dehydra...Read more
D-->I have just realized I cannot swim. This makes the prospect of punching this creature a bit more difficult to realize. I am open to any ideas as well as being utilized in any ideas, even in a manner that would be dangerous to my health. #fishingfriday
D-->Do not worry, while it may appear as if a giant sea creature is preparing to swallow us whole I have prepared a number of contingencies for this e%act situation. Unfortunately in our haste I may have forgotten to bring them but I will make sure to beat the creature into submission if necessary. #fishingfriday